Category Archives: You can’t make this shit up

On suspicion of being under the influence of drugs…..

MISSION VIEJO, Calif. — Southern California sheriff’s deputies responding to a report of a suspicious man next to a parked SUV arrived to find him attempting an unusual (and ineffective) method to fix a flat tire. The man was attempting … Continue reading

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You ever have one of those days?

HICKSVILLE, N.Y. (AP) — Police in the New York City suburbs say they’ve arrested a fake cop who tried to pull over real detectives. Nassau County police say Valiery Portlock sounded a horn and flashed emergency lights Friday morning as … Continue reading

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Pulling a train on an 85 year old woman?

FAIRFIELD, Conn. (AP) – Six people ranging in age from 62 to 85 face sex charges after being arrested in a conservation area in Connecticut. Police say the six, five men and an 85-year-old woman, were involved in lewd and … Continue reading

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Chaos in Kenya

A heated debate about market stalls was disrupted by a foul smell and furious finger-pointing at a Kenyan regional assembly on Wednesday, local reports say. “Honourable Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is,” … Continue reading

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I need one of those double barreled magazine extended clips

Retired LAPD Sgt. Cheryl Dorsey describes herself as a “TV police expert,” but that expertise (such as it is) apparently doesn’t extend to guns or the laws regulating their purchase and possession. The 20-year police veteran appeared on a Los … Continue reading

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Who says there ain’t a God?

Muslims recently celebrated Eid al-Adha, the Islamic festival that involves killing millions of helpless animals (sheep, goats, cows, camels) that are forced to have their necks cut so they bleed to death slowly while fully conscious and writhing in pain, … Continue reading

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“But they’re such noble creatures!”

A wolf tried to drag a New Jersey man out of his tent that he occupied with his wife and two young sons in the middle of the night in Banff. Following the incident, Russ Fee, whom witnessed the attack … Continue reading

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On a roll

(CNN)-An Ohio man committed 10 felonies and two misdemeanors against seven people within a span of 21 minutes, authorities say. A grand jury indicted Rodney Edward King Jr., 29, on the charges related to the incidents that happened August 6 … Continue reading

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Shaking my head and laughing

A federal judge on Monday gave the green light to a pair of class-action lawsuits alleging a pattern of “masturbation attacks” allegedly orchestrated by Cook County Jail inmates against female jail workers and public defenders created a hostile work environment … Continue reading

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Your Monday Afternoon Florida Report

Ryan Bray told WTVT-TV he was in his vehicle recently at an intersection in Bradenton, Florida, when a panhandler approached him for cash. “He reached his arms inside my vehicle, resting them and said, ‘Hey, do you have any money?’ … Continue reading

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That boy ain’t real bright

CLEVELAND, Ohio (WEWS/Meredith) — A man accused of robbing a Cleveland bank on Monday was identified and caught by police, probably because the note he handed the teller demanding money also included his name and address. MORE

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Oh, for fuck’s sake…

OK, here’s the truth: At first we were going to do this post, and then we weren’t going to do it, because wading through all of the responses to this tweet was absolutely soul-crushing. This nation is utterly broken if … Continue reading

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Can’t blame Whitey

Africa has the highest prevalence of slavery, with more than seven victims for every 1,000 people, according to a 2017 report by human rights group Walk Free Foundation and the International Labour Office. The report defines slavery as “situations of … Continue reading

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Going postal over HOA dues & fines

One neighbor was in jail Monday, the other left a hospital after a shooting Sunday sparked by a long dispute over homeowners association dues. The shooting occurred on Rawlins Drive, just inside the Pleasant Run Estates neighborhood, in Lancaster. “My … Continue reading

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Rubbing salt into the wound

Their loss was allegedly her gain. A Bronx woman is accused of preying on the bereaved — allegedly looking up the obituaries of their loved ones online and then burglarizing the homes of the grieving family members while they were … Continue reading

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Some folks you just don’t fuck with

The story of how residents of a small Missouri town banded together in 1981 to kill a ‘gun-toting’ bully and got away with it has been revealed in a new docu-series. It has been 38 years since Ken Rex McElroy … Continue reading

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What the hell???

A federal judge’s decision Friday afternoon means the Confederate battle flag will not fly Saturday morning at an Alpharetta parade founded to honor Civil War veterans. MORE

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Leftists Change Shooter Patrick Crusius’s MyLife Page after Saturday Shooting from Democrat to Republican

Patrick Crusius has a profile on MyLife.com. MyLife is an American information brokerage founded in 2002 as Reunion.com. MyLife gathers personal information through public records and other sources to automatically generate a “MyLife Public Page” for each person, described by … Continue reading

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The alleged manifest of the El Paso shooter

The Inconvenient Truth About Me In general, I support the Christchurch shooter and his manifesto. This attack is a response to the Hispanic invasion of Texas. They are the instigators, not me. I am simply defending my country from cultural … Continue reading

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Be still, my heart

Join us at Revel Event Center on SEPTEMBER 27TH for an evening of delicious bites and bourbon sampling. Distilleries from all over the Upstate will pour samples while ticket holders taste porky treats from their favorite local restaurants. ★★★★★★★ Dozens … Continue reading

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