Category Archives: You can’t make this shit up

See? Fuck all y’all

Temperate language has traditionally been considered a social virtue, but new research suggests people who refrain from swearing are often the most devious and dishonest. Those fond of effing and blinding, by contrast, are likely to be the most honest … Continue reading

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Scandal free…. yeah, right

In his final few days in office, President Obama and his pals have been frantically spinning his tenure in the White House as a “scandal-free” eight years. Just watch this exchange between CNN’s Jake Tapper and White House chief of … Continue reading

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The meek and mild dentist

On the morning of July 7, 1944, Captain Ben L. Salomon of the U.S. Army’s 105th Infantry, commissioned as a dentist, single-handedly held off a fierce attack of an overwhelming force of Japanese soldiers in order to allow sufficient time … Continue reading

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It meant something until Obama came along

President Barack Obama surprised Vice President Joe Biden with the nation’s highest civilian honor — the Presidential Medal of Freedom — at a tribute event at the White House this afternoon. For the first and only time in Obama’s presidency, … Continue reading

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Probably shouldn’t have done that

Liberals have a mentality that they are the only ones that are important, and everyone must bow to their whims. That is perfectly demonstrated in this video that has over a million and a half views and still climbing. It … Continue reading

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Yeah, she didn’t want to waste that beer

Police pulled into a York Haven boat launch Monday afternoon behind a woman, looking to arrest her for fleeing from them. Before they could, she gunned the engine, barreling into the Susquehanna River. The acceleration from the black 2011 Subaru … Continue reading

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More dumbassery in action

A British teenage freerunner has died after a rail accident on the Paris Metro but his friends deny he was “train surfing” at the time. Nye Frankie Newman was killed while using the public transport network on New Year’s Day … Continue reading

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Looks pretty much open and shut to me

A Billings couple returned to their house nearly a year ago and found blood smeared on their wall. The word “Sloe” was written in blood, according to court documents. On Wednesday, 31-year-old Timothy Robert Sloe appeared in Yellowstone County Justice … Continue reading

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The ol’ Bait-n-Swing trick

An elderly man in Sarasota was arrested Thursday after he allegedly went swinging for sales and his alleged attack was caught on camera. Police say 83-year-old Linsey Owens drove to a car sale outside the Westfield Sarasota Square Mall to … Continue reading

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Dozens ill after Dept of Health dinner – HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Epidemiologists at the state Department of Health are investigating their agency’s own annual holiday luncheon after dozens of employees reported falling ill after the party last week. About 70 staff members claim to have experienced gastrointestinal issues following the catered … Continue reading

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Seriously?

NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — An actor who played a bit part in an independent gangster film and used a prop pellet gun without a New Jersey gun permit likely won’t have to serve a prison term. MORE

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New Madrid

Today is the day when the New Madrid earthquakes of 1811-12 began. I say began because it kept going on for months and months with aftershocks stronger than most earthquakes we have today, sand blows and soil liquification and other … Continue reading

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Aw, damn…..

A terminally-ill five-year-old boy has died in Father Christmas’s arms after having his final wish to see Santa Claus fulfilled. Eric Schmitt-Matzen plays Santa at 80 different gigs every year, but it was one boy in a Tennessee hospital who … Continue reading

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When you have more balls than brains

Nestled safely in the bosom of the Bear Lodge Mountains of Wyoming is a large rock formation known simply as Devils Tower. A popular landmark and the first recognised United States National Monument (declared such by President Theodore Roosevelt on … Continue reading

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Yeah, that’ll show ‘er

A sexually frustrated husband, who claims his wife had not slept with him in a decade, has taken matters into his own hands in a bizarre manner. Ghasi Ram, 37, from India, cut off his own penis after losing his … Continue reading

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Madonna? Time to step up.

A STUNNING Italian actress who offered to perform a sex act on everyone who voted ‘No’ in the country’s referendum appears to be following through on her promise. Paola Saulino, 27, who lives and works in Los Angeles, promised voters … Continue reading

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And now you know

Farting, breaking wind, cutting the cheese, or gas. The English language has numerous words for flatulence and this is even before we devolve into the subcategories that make up the genre. Whatever you call it, farting is a taboo act, … Continue reading

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My day

Rolled out of bed about 7 and fucked off til about 10, then went into town to the post office to mail off some Christmas packages, then came home to wait on the woodcutter. Let me back up a minute. … Continue reading

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Giving back to the community

Dolly Parton has promised to donate $1,000 per month to families who lost their homes in a devastating wildfire that has burned some 15,000 acres and scorched 700 buildings in the Great Smoky Mountains of Tennessee. The famed country singer … Continue reading

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10 unlikely events that actually happened

Seemingly impossible events happen around the world each day, impressing us with awesome tales of fate and fortune. While some are supported by first-hand reports and shaky phone footage, others are just too far-fetched to be true… or so you’d … Continue reading

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