Category Archives: You can’t make this shit up

Then the blacks took over and fucked it all up

These fascinating pictures show a time when Zimbabwe was the bread basket of Africa long before it was left impoverished by Robert Mugabe. Pictures from the late 1890s and early 1900s show farms, mines and railways being constructed in the … Continue reading

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Microchipping

So…some people actually want to be microchipped like a dog. They’re lining up for it. They’re having parties to get it done. It if isn’t available to them, they’re totally bummed out. I’m not even going to venture into the … Continue reading

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Those deadly muzzleloading assault weapons

Former congresswoman Gabby Giffords’s gun control group released a report on Wednesday warning of the dangers of muzzle loading rifles, a number of other firearms, and some firearms accessories and calling for new gun control measures targeting the devices. The … Continue reading

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Semper Fi

An 83-year-old retired Marine kept a promise he made to a fellow officer while they were hunkered down in a bunker during the Vietnam War. Retired Marine Master Sgt. William H. Cox and Retired Marine First Sgt. James ‘Hollie’ Hollingsworth … Continue reading

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Good ol’ Shotgun Joe

During a question and answer session on NBC’s “Today” show, former vice president and rumored presidential 2020 contender Joe Biden said the hero who stopped the Texas church shooter earlier this month should not have been allowed to carry an … Continue reading

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Well, they are the experts, ya know

People expect the police to understand firearms. After all, they use firearms on a regular basis, right? They carry them on their hips every day and usually have access to something larger in their vehicles. They should know guns. The … Continue reading

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And the Money Quote is:

Lincoln resident Dawn Stanton described it as “…a propane tank just exploding. I looked and I didn’t see nothin’ sailing through the air.” (WBMA) — Shortly after 1:40 p.m., a loud ‘boom’ was heard across North Alabama in Blount, Jefferson, … Continue reading

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Another reason to despise France

PARIS (AP) — Is a 13-year-old girl old enough to agree to sex with an adult? That’s a question France is asking itself as the government prepares to set a legal age for sexual consent for the first time. Twice … Continue reading

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“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate”

This weekend, a big “embarrassment” is festering inside the Detroit Police Department after undercover units from two separate police precincts exchange blows during a sting operation gone wrong. The officers were working in Andover on Detroit’s east side, known for … Continue reading

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MN Three Percent Manages to Dig the Hole Deeper

For some reason, people cannot stay away from the media. It’s like the attention is such a siren song they can’t control themselves. You’ve got Christian Yingling up in PA, who never met a camera he didn’t want to get … Continue reading

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SUV crashes near fire, driver not wearing pants

TOLEDO (WTVG) — It started as a house fire, but turned into something that even surprised firefighters. And it all played out in front of one of 13abc’s cameras. Toledo Firefighters were putting out a fire at a home on … Continue reading

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I’m surprised SWAT didn’t show up

Screams for help pierced the air and a UPS driver, just going about his business delivering packages, leapt into action. The unnamed deliveryman was tooling along his route near Clackamas on Monday around 7:45 p.m. when he heard what sounded … Continue reading

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So much for those street creds, Juwuan

JACKSON, Miss. — The former mayor of Jackson is a pastor who gives sermons on Sundays, but before he got to church this week, he taught a suspected burglar a lesson he will never forget. When the burglar tried to … Continue reading

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The bodies are still on the floor…..

Democrats are renewing their calls for gun reform after news reports surfaced about a mass shooting at a church in Sutherland Springs, Texas. Multiple people are dead after gunfire erupted at the church, which is not far outside San Antonio, … Continue reading

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Nine fucking years…..

A San Francisco man was sentenced to nine years in prison for killing an elderly man with a single punch, District Attorney George Gascón announced Friday. Collin White, 40, was convicted in September of involuntary manslaughter as well as three … Continue reading

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Police say startled shoppers at the Colorado Walmart where a shooter opened fire and killed three stalled the search process after they drew their own handguns in defense. The shoppers’ immediate response to the violent event ‘absolutely slowed’ investigation as … Continue reading

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Another short dick with a gun

CHICAGO — A 19-year-old man who shot himself in the penis after allegedly holding up a South Side hot dog stand Tuesday won’t be going home when he’s released from the hospital. Terrion Pouncy remained at Christ Hospital recovering from … Continue reading

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A fucking CHAINSAW???

SPRINGFIELD, Va. — A 76-year-old woman suffered non-life threatening injuries after her 70-year-old husband assaulted her with a hatchet before taking his own life with a chainsaw, according to police. MORE

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I’ll be damned, it finally happened – suspended WITHOUT pay

Two NYPD cops have been indicted on first-degree rape charges for allegedly having sex with a handcuffed 18-year-old woman inside their police van in Brooklyn, The Post has learned. Officers Eddie Martins and Richard Hall are expected to turn themselves … Continue reading

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Headed down Britain’s path

The Washington Post published an article Thursday that called for a constitutional amendment to ban inequality and racist speech. As part of the publication’s series published Thursday called, “Fix this democracy—now, 38 ideas for repairing our badly broken civic life,” … Continue reading

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