Category Archives: You can’t make this shit up

Skidmarks and all?

The ‘pristine’ underpants of fearsome führer Adolf Hitler have sold for £5,000 at an auction in the US. The brutal dictator’s briefs, which have a ‘surprisingly large’ 39-inch waist and are initialled ‘A.H.’, were left behind in a suite at … Continue reading

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We’re not alone

Justin Bieber has a new aka, though it definitely won’t be of his choosing: “Fifth most disliked man in America.” Former owner of the Los Angeles Clippers, Donald Sterling, topped the E-Score poll with 92% of the votes. Justin Bieber … Continue reading

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Hawaiians and their Spam, I swear…..

EWA BEACH, Hawaii – An Ewa Beach Longs Drugs store came close to becoming the latest victim of theft after three women attempted to steal 18 cases of Spam. Kurt Fevella watched it all unfold while shopping Wednesday night. “When … Continue reading

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I can think of several people I’d kill for free if I thought I could get away with it

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Whoops, sorry ’bout that…

A blood-sucking tick has sparked panic after it vanished at a news conference aimed at warning of the deadly disease it carries. Officials from the Miyazaki Prefectural Government brought the live beast along with a dead insect to the event … Continue reading

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Country Livin’

When does the American tradition of protecting property rights infringe on others’ peace and quiet? When roosters are involved. That’s what a few frustrated people told Stanislaus County planning commissioners on Thursday, urging an ordinance amendment outlawing roosters as well … Continue reading

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Ford Focus – no big loss

A person has been injured after an air freshener sparked an explosion inside a parked car. The explosion blew the roof and doors off a Ford Focus left in the car park of a B&Q store in Essex, according to … Continue reading

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Oh, HELL NO!!!

U.S. Virgin Islands Gov. Kenneth Mapp signed an emergency order allowing the seizure of private guns, ammunition, explosives and property the National Guard may need to respond to Hurricane Irma. Mapp signed the order Monday in preparation for Hurricane Irma. … Continue reading

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Hey, a man’s gotta eat, right?

A two-story home sat surrounded by water, with a white horse standing in chest-deep floodwaters, as a man stood on a second-story deck. The helicopter paused to hover overhead. “He’s pretty much surrounded.” And yet… “He’s giving a thumbs-up and … Continue reading

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Again, he probably shouldn’t have done that…

A man who walked into a mixed martial arts studio with loaded gun ended up heading to hospital after he was “subdued by another male inside the facilty”, police said. Matthew Lloyd was carrying a “black messenger-style bag” as he … Continue reading

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Two burritos and a boat to go, please

A Houston area Chick-fil-A manager did not hesitate to offer assistance when two regular customers called in their food orders with an emergency water rescue on the side. Karen and J.C. Spencer thought they were weathering the worst of Tropical … Continue reading

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Well, shit. That didn’t work out very well, did it?

Spanish village’s attempt to invent a “cruelty-free” version of bull-running by replacing the animals with giant balls has ended in tragedy after two people were seriously injured. One man was left in a coma after sustaining a serious head injury … Continue reading

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Ungrateful bastards

-Glider Rider

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Somebody forgot to talk to the bull

Carcassonne (France) (AFP) – An anti-bullfighting activist jumped into the arena in Carcassone, southern France, on Sunday and was promptly attacked by one of the animals he wants to protect, local police said. Two protesters, a man and a woman, … Continue reading

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Texas weather

City officials urged people to call 911 only if they are in “imminent danger” as flood water in the Houston area continued to rise. Tropical Storm Harvey hovered over Houston early Sunday and dumped 20 to 30 inches of rain … Continue reading

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We have No Gun zones, they have No Hooker zones

A school in Berlin has completed construction of a 1.8-meter high, 125 meter-long fence designed to keep prostitutes away from school grounds. It cost the city €57,000. Berlin’s construction boom is pushing street sex-workers into the side street, and in … Continue reading

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Guess the race

Police are looking for a group of 10 young men in a series of quick-hitting thefts at sneaker stores on the Upper East Side. The group of alleged thieves, believed to be in their late teens to early 20s, have … Continue reading

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Hey, everybody likes a change of diet now and again

A rural village in Escourt‚ KwaZulu-Natal‚ is abuzz with allegations of black magic‚ muti and cannibalism after four men‚ one of whom is a traditional healer‚ stand accused of murdering a woman and eating parts of her body. The group … Continue reading

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Lane Luck

I woke up this morning to a beautiful clear sky, not a cloud to be seen, probably the first totally clear sky I’ve seen since we moved here. Twenty minutes before the eclipse is supposed to start, and the clouds … Continue reading

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Fuckers got their priorities bass ackwards

A new report from NBC Connecticut this week found that Connecticut veterans who served the U.S. are not receiving Honor Guard salutes at their funerals because the state won’t pay stipends during its budget crisis. NBC Connecticut‘s Heather Burian investigated … Continue reading

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