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Raise ’em right

USA – -(AmmoLand.com)- White Feather Press is excited to announce the publication of its newest book My Daddy Has a Gun…. and my Mom does too!, written by Rob Pincus, renowned personal defense trainer, gun rights advocate and author. MORE … Continue reading

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So dodgeball’s probably out too, then?

With just over two weeks into the new decade, the UK in 2020 seems less about the roaring twenties, and more about the tedious advances in “cotton wool culture”, as Scottish children could be banned from heading balls. In recent … Continue reading

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Keep your hands off my Husqvarna

Yes, you read it right. Chainsaws were actually made to aid in childbirth. No need to fidget, tho. The chainsaw invented is a little bit less scary and looks more like a medical tool, not the familiar chainsaw we all … Continue reading

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Britain’s Laurence Fox is the new Ricky Gervais, talking back to woke culture

If you thought Ricky Gervais was great, you need to meet British actor Laurence Fox. He became an overnight sensation in Britain for stating truths that the bullying woke scolds have forced people to deny for decades now. It all … Continue reading

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A man with a conscience is rare these days

OWOSSO, Mich. — What would you do if you found $43,000 in a piece of furniture you purchased from a thrift store? It happened to one Michigan man, and he decided to return all the cash. MORE

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Well, that’s nice

Left alone, a human corpse will soon be feasted upon by maggots. Also, depending on the circumstances, by a cat. It is one of those pet-owner musings, a conversation topic so dark that it inspired the title of a book … Continue reading

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Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

A Chinese man concerned about his unemployed son’s gaming addiction hired online hitmen to ‘kill’ his avatar. The man, named as Mr Feng, blames his 23-year-old son’s love for online role-playing games for his unemployment and found a radical way … Continue reading

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WEST VIRGINIA “HOUSE CONCURRENT RESOLUTION 8”

(By Delegates Howell, Summers, Shott, Householder, C. Martin, Hott, Graves, Cadle, Barnhart, J. Jeffries, Maynard, Phillips, Foster, Hamrick, Steele, D. Jeffries, Wilson, Waxman, Bartlett, Paynter and Linville) [Introduced January 14, 2020] Providing for an election to be had, pending approval … Continue reading

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BALTIMORE’S NUMBER ONE!!!

An STD map ranks Baltimore as the worst US city for sexually transmitted diseases as they run rampant in the South and California. Testing experts at Innerbody analyzed CDC data to reveal the Top 100 cities with the highest STD … Continue reading

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For Sale: One Gently Used Tractor

There’s a looming issue for many of America’s farmers, and it’s got nothing to do with climate or trade deals or the EPA. No, what’s really starting to hurt is the price of equipment—more specifically, large machines like tractors, harvesters, … Continue reading

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“From now on, we’re only selling plastic bongs”

Two bong-wielding bandits are accused of beating a store clerk bloody with the glass water pipe during a Vancouver head shop heist, authorities said. MORE -Don in Oregon

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Persistent fucker, ain’t he?

A serial bank robber targeted four New York banks, was released under the city’s new law which requires no bail for holding suspects, only to strike a fifth financial institution, police claim. The suspect, Gerold Woodberry, 42, is alleged to … Continue reading

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It would appeal to Eskimos, I guess

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.” … Continue reading

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Just man the fuck up and….. wait, never mind

When transgender model and activist Kenny Ethan Jones experienced his first period, he faced both physical and psychological pain. Initially, Jones, who had not yet come out as trans at the time, felt like he was losing control and didn’t … Continue reading

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Burn Baby, Burn

There have been a highly disturbing increase in anti-Semitic attacks around the world. Not surprisingly, those carrying out such attacks tend to be disturbing or extremist elements. Tristan Morgan fits that profile and showed that his overwhelming hate is combined … Continue reading

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Whack-a-Mole

Police arrested a man and woman Wednesday who they say left a bicycle unattended in the front yard of their Visalia home, then attacked would-be thieves who tried to steal it with baseball bats and posted videos of the assaults … Continue reading

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Evidently she thinks her shit don’t stink

A Texas man accused of choking and headbutting his girlfriend because she complained about the smell of his flatulence has been jailed on an assault charge, police said. MORE

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There ain’t no way in hell any of my teachers would’ve bought this bullshit

Two teens who were lost in the frigid Canadian Wilderness claimed they burned homework to keep warm overnight. The 16-year-old boys who were snowboarding were located by helicopter and rescued by a search team Monday morning after they were reported … Continue reading

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Well, shooting skills do deteriorate with age, ya know

A man was arrested at a Marietta hospital after shooting himself in the thigh while attempting to shoot another man at a Powder Springs home, authorities allege. William Charles Hampton, 55, was taken to WellStar Kennestone Hospital in Marietta early … Continue reading

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Why you don’t fuck with cranky old men

This is the astonishing moment a 93-year-old man shoots an apartment complex manager in both legs after holding him responsible for flooding in his Las Vegas home. Robert Thomas, 93, became ‘upset’ after his Las Vegas apartment was damaged by … Continue reading

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