Category Archives: You can’t make this shit up

The Greatest Beer Run Ever

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Keep ’em guessing, Rick

For a very long time, I have claimed that the way I wanted to go was simple: “I’d like to be more than 80 years old, a respected man in my community, and I want to shoot it out in … Continue reading

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Real Men Don’t ‘Shut Up’—But They Do ‘Step Up’

I am a woman who is beyond sickened by the current radical feminist platform. “I am woman, hear me roar” has mutated into screeching, man-hating, eternal victimhood. The Democrats that support, condone, and feed this frenzy need to be stopped … Continue reading

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Karma

Troy Leon Gregg (April 22, 1948 – July 29, 1980) was the first condemned individual whose death sentence was upheld by the United States Supreme Court after the Court’s decision in Furman v. Georgia invalidated all previously enacted death penalty … Continue reading

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No shit?

The latest in the long-standing debate over violent video games: They do cause players to become more physically aggressive. An international study looking at more than 17,000 adolescents, ages nine to 19, from 2010 to 2017, found playing violent video … Continue reading

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Only in Alaska…

A hunter from Anchorage was seriously injured Saturday when a bear that had been shot tumbled off a ridge, striking him. William McCormick, 28, and Zachery Tennyson, 19, both from Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson, were hunting above Carter Lake west of … Continue reading

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California Dreaming

LOS BANOS – It’s more than two hours before the sun will fill the Central Valley with hazy light and this once sleepy farming town is already alive. Cars quickly back out of driveways, filling dimly-lit side streets with traffic. … Continue reading

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Brand loyalty

Considering the crimes of creepy Jared Fogle, perhaps a felon should think twice about wearing a Subway t-shirt when posing for his latest sex offender registry photo. MORE

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That’s just fowl

FAIRFAX, Va. — A 56-year-old woman hit a security guard in the head with her fanny pack that had a pigeon inside. The security guard heard a woman yelling at employees at the Social Security Administration Office located at 1121 … Continue reading

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We’re doomed

In Tractor Supply this morning buying some cracked corn for my birds, my total came to $7.62 and I was paying with a 10 dollar bill. There was a new girl at the register, one that I had never seen … Continue reading

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I’ll be damned, pigs do fly after all!

Nine Prince George’s County Maryland police officers burst into a Forestville apartment Wednesday night to serve a warrant against a suspected drug dealer who’d been fingered by a confidential informant. Unfortunately the cops had the wrong address. MORE -WiscoDave

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Prof who shot himself on campus to protest Trump apologizes, now says he did it to ban AR-15s

Mark Bird, the professor who shot himself in the arm in a university bathroom in protest of President Donald Trump, now says that he actually did it because he wants to ban AR-15s, among other issues. MORE ***** He shoots … Continue reading

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Shit just serious

As Hurricane Florence, now a Category 2 storm, drives toward the East Coast, Waffle House is monitoring the impending dangerous weather by activating its storm center. The popular Georgia-based diner chain, renowned for its 24-hour service 365 days per year, … Continue reading

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When you just don’t give a shit

In the midst of stealing hundreds of dollars worth of groceries, police say an arrogant thief decided to double-down on his misdeeds by taunting staff members as he left the Washington state market on Sunday. MORE

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The US Military is No Longer a Male Rite of Passage

Remember, the old expression, ‘the Army will make a man out of you.’ Or, the Marines great recruiting tagline, “Looking for a few good men.” How about the Navy’s action-packed 1980’s commercials with F-14’s blasting off into the wild blue … Continue reading

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Flame good, sparklies bad

BRIDGEPORT, Conn. (CBS) – A Connecticut woman mistakenly lit a stick of dynamite instead of a candle during a power outage and suffered severe injuries Thursday night, police said. Authorities said the “tragic accident” happened to the 30-year-old mother of … Continue reading

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A link from the past

RIDGEWELL, England — Ken Spatz never met his father, a B-17 aircraft waist gunner with the same name, who died in World War II. But last week he visited the site where the B-17 crashed and collected a memento — … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in Kentucky…

FLOYD Co., Ky. (WYMT) — Mason Tackett unexpectedly had a gun pointed at him when he confronted an alleged burglar. “Must have been a bad batch around here cause Floyd County has gone crazy here in the last four days,” … Continue reading

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Settled Science Nonsense

I thought the science was settled that red meat, cheese and butter were bad for you but now I learn that they are good for you and can reduce your chance of early death by 25%. (I am sure this … Continue reading

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Common courtesy in a city that has none

NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) — Planning on dining out? You might need to keep your cell phone tucked away at some spots. Some restaurant owners are losing their appetite for customers who don’t disconnect during dinner. Especially in a city where … Continue reading

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