Category Archives: You can’t make this shit up

Naked man kills 4 at Tennessee Waffle House

At least four people are dead and four others injured after a gunman opened fire at a Waffle House in Antioch early Sunday morning before a patron wrestled the gun away, according to Metro Nashville Police. The suspect opened fire … Continue reading

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I know y’all were just dying to find out how to make the world a safer place…..

You may have heard that Dick’s Sporting Goods has bowed to pressure from idiotic teenagers and will no longer sell “assault rifles.” Instead of returning existing inventory to the manufacturers, Dick’s has decided to destroy all the the AR-15s they … Continue reading

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Cutting the cord

Apparently, the scam to try and fool us cord-cutters into paying for the same cable TV scam through a streaming service is failing. A company called Philo is now offering 37 live streaming channels for only $16 a month. The … Continue reading

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Mad Jack Churchill

It was May 1940, and the German officer’s unit was attacking toward a village called l’Epinette, near Bethune, France. Five of his soldiers took cover behind a farmyard wall, sheltered from the fire of British rearguards covering the retreat of … Continue reading

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Bought and paid for

Facebook and affiliated political groups have donated heavily to members of two committees set to interview CEO Mark Zuckerberg next week, according to analysis from the Center for Responsive Politics via USA Today. Since 2007, the social media giant has … Continue reading

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But they leave the muslims alone…..

BERLIN (AP) — Germany’s federal prosecutor’s office says special forces have raided apartments across the country in connection with allegations that at least eight people were involved in creating a far-right terrorist organization. The prosecutor’s office said the raids took … Continue reading

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Spam flavored macadamia nuts… only in Hawaii

Aloha Ken, Safeway on Beretania Street in Honolulu! Spam Flavored Macadamia Nuts! No shit!!! -Chris When I worked for Safeway’s warehouse, we serviced the stores in Hawaii, shipping 3 days a week, and I’d be willing to bet that 3/4 … Continue reading

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Fuck you, I don’t use Snopes

California State Senator Dr. Richard Pan (D-Sacramento) has proposed a bill, the “Online False Information Act,” that would require anyone who posts news on the Internet to verify their information through “fact-checkers.” The bill, filed quietly in late February as … Continue reading

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The Katzenklavier: An Organ Made of Cats

Long before the wonders of keyboard cat, felines and music had a tense relationship. The two were tied by an infernal instrument—the katzenklavier, or cat organ. Imagine a row of eight cats tightly packed in individual cages, wedged along a … Continue reading

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And in England…..

Police have arrested an elderly homeowner on suspicion of murder after a suspected armed burglar was stabbed to death during a break-in at a house in London. According to the Evening Standard, the 78-year-old and his wife were asleep in … Continue reading

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Fowl news from Hawaii

The issue of feral chickens — and what happens when they cross the road — is again rearing its head at Honolulu Hale. The city is looking for a better way to deal with chickens after its first attempts resulted … Continue reading

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How to boost your street creds with one song

“Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?” A teen knew what he was going to do when they came for him. Police officers in Haworth chased a 16-year-old from Newark who was allegedly driving a stolen car and led them … Continue reading

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I’m pretty sure I don’t have any vegan readers, but…

Vegetarians and vegans pay heed: New research shows plants know when they’re being eaten. And they don’t like it. That plants possess an intelligence is not new knowledge, but according to Modern Farmer, a new study from the University of … Continue reading

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Drumming up business with threats

How sharper than a serpent’s tooth to have a despotic pediatric dentist. Parents who decide, for whatever reason, that they don’t like their children’s oral care provider should be forewarned. Empowered by government “mandatory reporter” laws, dental offices are now … Continue reading

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Yeah man, Kentucky…..

A Somerset woman charged with forcing her 14-year-old daughter to drink alcohol until she fell off a chair claimed she was teaching the girl that drinking is bad, according to police. Somerset police charged Miranda Gayle Polston, 34, with first-degree … Continue reading

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“Want To Freak Yourself Out?” Here Is All The Personal Data That Facebook/Google Collect

The Cambridge Analytica scandal was never really about Cambridge Analytica. As we’ve pointed out, neither Facebook nor Cambridge Analytica have been accused of doing anything explicitly illegal (though one could be forgiven for believing they had, based on the number … Continue reading

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Go, Mom!

It’s a problem a lot of parents deal with at some point: what to do when your child seems a little too “entitled” to certain things. But when she heard her teen making “snarky” comments about people who didn’t have … Continue reading

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HAHAHAHA!!!

STEAMBOAT SPRINGS, Colo. (CBS4) – As dozens of families peacefully protested with thousands others across the country on Saturday, at least one person passed by the crowds in Steamboat Springs “rolling coal.” MORE

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PRAISE THE LORD!!!

GWINNETT COUNTY, Ga. – Police say a mother intentionally crashed her SUV into a pole to prove to her two small children that God is real. Investigators say Bakari Warren, 25, told officers after the crash that she did it … Continue reading

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HAMC turns 70

Founded in 1948, the Hells Angels motorcycle club has been a pop-culture mainstay for decades. Books, television and movies have mythologized them endlessly. The story began on March 17, 1948, in San Bernardino, California, and the name is most-commonly attributed … Continue reading

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