Category Archives: You can’t make this shit up

Democrats Hate ICE So Much, They’re Protecting Illegals Caught Trying To Buy Guns

The Democratic Party has long had their sights set on undermining the Second Amendment-protected right of law-abiding citizens to keep and bear arms, and have supported a plethora of proposals that would limit or even prohibit that right to certain … Continue reading

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Soup Beans: A True Mountain Meal

They say that the sense of smell is the strongest sensory memory and though I often struggle to remember the distinct sights and sounds of my childhood, the very moment my nose is confronted with an aroma from my past, … Continue reading

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Well, shit…

Police say a man who had just robbed a bank in Maine ran across four lanes of traffic and a restaurant parking lot before slipping on ice and dropping his gun and the money in front of a state police … Continue reading

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Whoops, my bad

The Washington Post has an amusing story about phone scammer Keniel A. Thomas, who made the mistake of calling William H. Webster. Thomas told 90-year-old Webster that he had won $72 million and a new Mercedes Benz in the Mega … Continue reading

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City life

Almost everyone that goes out to visit one of our major cities on the west coast has a similar reaction. Those that must live among the escalating decay are often numb to it, but most of those that are just … Continue reading

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Yet he would’ve been allowed to vote without it

Want to turn yourself in on a murder warrant in New Orleans? Be sure to bring proper ID. A man wanted in the fatal shooting of a New Orleans East gas station clerk spent nearly an hour Wednesday pleading with … Continue reading

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Right on

Aaron Lewis, the former lead singer for the rock group Staind, performed at a solo show Saturday in South Texas, and some people think he stuck his boot in his mouth. MORE

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Piss Poor Prior Planning

Luca Mangiarano’s first alleged mistake was robbing a bank. His second: using an electric scooter as his getaway vehicle. Aside from the fact that the Silicon Valley imports top out at about 15 mph, police have begun to realize that … Continue reading

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Looks like he picked the wrong woman to fuck with

WASHINGTON (AP) — Nearly six years ago, on an unseasonably warm April night in Washington, Lauren Clark was cooling down from a jog when she spotted a man in the distance. She quickened her pace, hurried past him and, for … Continue reading

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An alternative to AARP for all us old folks

U.S.A. – -(Ammoland.com)-The American Association of Retired Persons has been relatively silent on guns in recent years. Following exposure in American Rifleman back in 2013 detailing AARP support for disarmament edicts, someone at the top may have decided a low … Continue reading

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Apparently he’s one of those ‘essential’ federal employees

WASHINGTON — Warning letters in hand, Zach Rybarczyk patrolled the food court at Union Station, looking for offenders. Past Auntie Anne’s, past Johnny Rockets. At Lotus Express, a Chinese food joint, Rybarczyk peeled the wrapper from a red straw and … Continue reading

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When you just don’t give a shit if you get bombed

The potential names for varieties of beer seem as endless as a Millvale craft brewery’s new home in a rambling Nike missile command site that was also a concrete bunker built to withstand a nuclear explosion. The Grist House’s new … Continue reading

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See? Gardening does pay off

If she were so inclined, Lily Ries could probably use the cabbage she grew in 2018 to make a life-sized version of pigs-in-a-blanket, with actual pigs. Ries, 9, now a fourth-grader at Peebles Elementary School in the North Allegheny School … Continue reading

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Tennessee, baby…

CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE: (Smokey Barn News) – On Wednesday afternoon, just before 5 pm, a funeral operator pulled into the Tennova Medical Center in Clarksville to pick up a body. The driver of the van left the vehicle, described by the … Continue reading

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Damn, I bet they get all the babes

If it was ever your childhood dream to drive the Wienermobile, and you currently have no occupational and/or familial obligations that would prevent you from finally achieving that dream, Oscar Mayer has a proposition for you. The Kraft Heinz-owned company … Continue reading

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No shit, huh?

According to WebMD, I’m dead 13 times over from 13 fatal diseases. My doctor in California said that site has driven more patients to him than smallpox  ever could’ve. He also told me if I ever came into his office … Continue reading

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Am I the only one not feeling any sympathy here?

A Texas woman faces felony charges after posing for a Snapchat photo that ended with her boyfriend dead, according to police. Autumn King, 20, picked up an assault rifle just after noon on Dec. 23 and pointed the weapon squarely … Continue reading

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Rattled his teeth, that’s for damned sure

(Meredith) – A driver in Kentucky apparently tried to run over a giant snowman but hit the tree stump underneath it instead. “Instant karma!” Cody Lutz told WXIX-TV. Lutz, his fiancée and his soon-to-be sister-in-law built the snowman over the … Continue reading

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They were just poor misunderstood children

COOKSON, Okla., (KTUL) — A family member of one of the three teen suspects killed after breaking into a Wagoner County home Monday is speaking out for the first time. The grandfather of Jacob Redfearn believes shooting and killing the … Continue reading

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Why, this is almost biblical

The Grand Mosque in Mecca, the most sacred site in all of Islam, has faced an insect invasion this week. According to multiple videos shared by worshippers from the largest mosque in the world, what looks like hordes of locusts … Continue reading

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