Category Archives: You can’t make this shit up

He’ll have to reenlist for 237 years to pay that shit off

A Russian military court has ordered a soldier to play $380,000 in compensation after a 2S7 Pion self-propelled artillery gun fell from his truck and suffered irreparable damage due to not being properly secured. Contract soldier Nikita Proskurin hit the … Continue reading

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I may have missed my calling somewhere

While the roles were often the same as standard entry-level software engineers or designers, some saw allowing new team members to call themselves “ninjas” or “rockstars” as an important perk. And the trend doesn’t appear to slowing down, according to … Continue reading

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Assault with a Deadly Chicken

Most vegans are pretty firm in their food choices and often times, meat-eating folk are not very tolerable of their lifestyles. Typically those opinions only come out in conversations or debates, but one vegan’s friends took their feelings to a … Continue reading

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Californians: Don’t piss off your neighbor, co-workers, kids, the old lady standing in line behind you, your mechanic…..

California will become the first U.S. state to allow employers, co-workers and teachers to seek gun violence restraining orders against other people. Gov. Gavin Newsom signed the bill on Friday after it was previously vetoed twice by former governor Jerry … Continue reading

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As the vegans go catatonic…

Arby’s is once again hammering home the fact that it “has the meats.” In the fast food chain’s latest gimmick, Arby’s is breaking out its “Meaterhosen” and “Beefvarian Hat” to celebrate – you guessed it – Meatoberfest, a meat-centric take … Continue reading

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“Good steak, honey – I can hardly taste the paint”

No, scientists are not unveiling a new cow-zebra crossbreed, but they are painting cattle with stripes. According to a new study published in peer-review journal PLOS ONE, painting cows with zebra-like stripes drastically reduces the number of biting flies unleashing … Continue reading

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When you’ll do anything to get out of marriage

A Texas man is accused of robbing a bank because he couldn’t pay for his wedding. Heath Bumpous turned himself in on Friday, about two hours after he robbed the Citizens State Bank in Groveton, Texas — and a day … Continue reading

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Sheriff red-flagged by wife

Monica Hatcher filed for divorce on September 18, 2019 from her husband Benton County Sheriff Jerry Hatcher. Monica Hatcher has stated that the “marriage is irretrievably broken.” She claims that the divorce comes after an extramarital affair the Sheriff was … Continue reading

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Some things you just want to leave to professionals

Authorities say a 17-year-old California girl who plotted with her friends to gather information on a man they believed was seeking underage sex ended up being kidnapped by him. MORE

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I’ve got a feeling this is going to be a rocky marriage

A husband-to-be allegedly sexually assaulted a “black out” drunk bridesmaid at a wedding event in the Poconos just two days before getting married, according to court documents. The incident stems from a pre-wedding party on August 30, when the wedding … Continue reading

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“There’s the killer dog”

A dog is spooked by a train and steps on a gun inside a car in Enid, Oklahoma. The gun discharges and a woman is hit. VIDEO ***** You’ve got to check out the video. That old boy ain’t getting … Continue reading

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Oh, the irony…

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — A recovering drug addict who trained thousands of people to save overdose victims died Saturday after, “He lost his battle with addiction,” his obituary said. He was 40 years old. Kevin Donovan trained people to use Narcan, … Continue reading

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Talk about selective law enforcement

A Virginia police officer has been suspended after he turned over to immigration officials a driver who was wanted for skipping a deportation hearing, police said Tuesday. An internal police investigation was launched after the officer, while handling a traffic … Continue reading

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Commentary: ‘Get In The Freaking Ark!’

The opinions expressed in this commentary are those of Kacy Atkinson, a 5th-generation Wyoming rancher. I’ll admit it. I’m angry and frustrated with several of my fellow producers. I wrote a version of this blog post several years ago. But, … Continue reading

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The People’s Republic of China at 70: Of Opium and 5G

China celebrates the 70th anniversary of the founding of the People’s Republic of China today. It has been a great and terrible time for China, as history has been for most countries. But China is a nation on a scale … Continue reading

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What the fuck did she expect from a sausage roll?

A vegan who says she was served a pork sausage roll that she thought was meat-free claims she has been “traumatized for life.” Sharleen Ndungu, 20, said she began having heart palpitations immediately after being informed that the roll contained … Continue reading

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Beware of posting your review

PORTLAND, Ore — The world of online reviews can be a contentious space with complaints and grievances filling up web pages and discussion boards. Now, an Oregon man’s dispute about a custom-built home has sparked a lawsuit over what consumers … Continue reading

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Redneck Bank

Tired of your old stodgy bank, filled with 3 piece suit wearing bankers that care less about you then what’s stuck to their shoe? Then check out this bank: HERE (And yes, it’s a real bank) -Woody

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Gotta keep your finger off the trigger, dude

A man who accidentally killed himself with his own shotgun in south-east London has been named as Reece Ramsey-Johnson. The 22-year-old had been found suffering from gunshot wounds and lying in a pool of blood outside a branch of Lloyds … Continue reading

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Short memories all the way around

Of all the places to argue that only the government should be trusted with guns, Beto O’Rourke picked…Kent State University. Kent State is, of course, the location of the infamous 1970 shooting that left four students dead and nine others … Continue reading

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