Category Archives: You can’t make this shit up

DC mayor: All shoppers at grocery stores must wear masks

Washington, D.C., Mayor Muriel Bowser (D) is directing all grocery stores and food markets in the city to require customers to wear face masks before entering. The order, which Bowser released on Twitter Wednesday night and discussed during a news … Continue reading

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Florida Man lands in Hawaii

HONOLULU — A mayor in Hawaii is calling a Florida man accused of trying to flout Hawaii’s traveler quarantine a “covidiot.” Kauai Mayor Derek Kawakami isn’t taking credit for coining the word borne from the COVID-19 pandemic, but said he … Continue reading

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Chicago Mayor Lightfoot: Curfew On Liquor Sales Starts Thursday

CHICAGO (CBS) — After Tuesday night’s violence that left seven people dead and 14 injured, and the inability for some to follow the stay at home order, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot has placed a 9:00 p.m. liquor purchasing curfew starting … Continue reading

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When you fuck with the wrong man…..

CALAVERAS COUNTY (CBS13) — Deputies say a man who struck a person with his vehicle and drove away was found hours later tied to a telephone pole at the scene of the crime. The incident happened last Friday around 4:30 … Continue reading

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Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs!!!

APRIL 7–A Florida Woman is facing a felony domestic battery charge after allegedly clobbering a man with a can of SpaghettiOs, a blow that left the victim with a large laceration on his head, cops say. According to an arrest … Continue reading

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Wanted urgently: People who know a half century-old computer language so states can process unemployment claims

On top of ventilators, face masks and health care workers, you can now add COBOL programmers to the list of what several states urgently need as they battle the coronavirus pandemic. In New Jersey, Gov. Phil Murphy has put out … Continue reading

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Cruise ship, 1 – Venezuelan Navy, 0

In what sounds like it could be an April Fools joke, a Venezuelan Navy offshore patrol vessel recently sank after ramming a cruise liner in the Caribbean Sea. The cruise ship, which had no passengers on board at the time … Continue reading

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Exposing the Facists

Since this is the blog for Twelve Round Enterprises, I try to address issues of the enterprise, which is focused on film, publishing and in the future broadcasting, but since so much of those efforts are tied into the economic … Continue reading

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Coronavirus: Get Out of Jail Free card in California

The Judicial Council of California approved 11 temporary emergency measures Monday, including one to set bail to zero in response to the coronavirus pandemic. The measure directs judges to remove bail fines for misdemeanor cases and low-level felonies, as the … Continue reading

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Who didn’t see this coming?

STOCKTON, Calif. — Stockton police said officers have been responding to more domestic violence calls since stay-at-home orders have been issued across the state as a way to mitigate the spread of the novel coronavirus. Between March 16 and March … Continue reading

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Doctors, Doctored Numbers, and Democracy

The New York Times on Tuesday reported: “The numbers the health officials showed President Trump were overwhelming. With the peak of the coronavirus pandemic still weeks away, he was told, hundreds of thousands of Americans could face death if the … Continue reading

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Plastic Bags and the Recycling and Reuse Scam

Back in 2014, the California Legislature passed Senate Bill 207, which banned grocery stores from offering customers “single-use” carryout bags. Permanent implementation was delayed by a November 2016 voter referendum, Proposition 67, which unsuccessfully attempted to repeal the measure. Today … Continue reading

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PA woman fined for going for a drive

A York County woman this week was the first person in Pennsylvania to be cited for violating Gov. Tom Wolf’s stay-at-home order, according to state police. The 19-year-old woman was given a nontraffic citation for allegedly “going for a drive,” … Continue reading

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Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go

Amazon’s got a problem with drivers leaving bodily fluids behind along with the packages they’re delivering. The latest outrageous footage comes from Maryland, where a Ring camera caught a driver peeing on a homeowner’s lawn, driveway and sidewalk last weekend … Continue reading

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All I wanna know is how did its feet reach the pedals?

(CNN) — A man was arrested Sunday after leading troopers on a high-speed chase with his dog sitting in the driver’s seat, a spokeswoman for the Washington State Patrol said. The man from Lakewood, Washington, hit two cars on separate … Continue reading

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And now for the rest of the story:

Shortly after President Trump touted chloroquine as a potential cure for COVID-19, the media triumphantly reported that a man died from taking homemade chloroquine due to Trump’s recommendation. It turned out that the man’s wife fed him some fish tank … Continue reading

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Imagine that

States that introduced “green” regulations that taxed single-use plastic grocery bags in an effort to eventually annihilate them are now welcoming them back as health officials caution of possible contamination with reusable bags. Connecticut Gov. Ned Lamont (D) said Thursday … Continue reading

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Washington State Limits Funeral Attendees to Immediate Family Members Only

Washington state is now limiting funeral attendees to immediate relatives only to comply with social distancing guidelines advised by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). MORE -Gary

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Yeah, we don’t want him getting sick, now do we?

A Manhattan judge on Thursday ordered the release of a career criminal charged with stabbing his girlfriend to death out of concern he could contract coronavirus at Rikers, the Post has learned. MORE -Chuck

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Hillary Clinton Laughs as Americans Die of Coronavirus

Hillary Clinton continued to attack President Trump on Friday amid the Coronavirus pandemic. On Thursday she called for a 2-month lockdown, but her tweet on Friday was shockingly evil. Hillary is laughing at Americans who are suffering and dying from … Continue reading

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