Category Archives: You can’t make this shit up

Sorry ’bout that

There was no way she could have seen him, the boy on the bridge. Marisa Harris was driving her Ford Escape down a Northern Virginia highway, heading home after a peaceful afternoon hike at Burke Lake in the state’s Fairfax … Continue reading

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It doesn’t say if Obama posted his bail or not

A poster boy for bail reform will miss out on meeting former President Barack Obama at a Manhattan gala awards ceremony Wednesday night — because he was busted during a traffic stop hours earlier. MORE -Steve

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After seeing her picture, I’d have passed too

A “very violent” mohawked Missouri woman clobbered her live-in lover as she demanded he perform oral sex on her, the victim and authorities said. Amy Nicole Parrino, 43, was busted on charges of domestic assault and sexual abuse for the … Continue reading

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Delusional

Former Vice President Joe Biden fueled speculation he might make a 2020 bid for the White House, saying Monday night that he believes he is the “most qualified” person to take on President Trump. “I’ll be as straight with you … Continue reading

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Mawky04 gets his deer

Hi Kenny: I got a nice 8 point buck Tuesday night. Got it with my friend’s Buick. First time I’ve ever road-killed a deer, in 40 years of deer-country driving. And I’ve had some miracle saves, like the time on … Continue reading

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Oughta work

Faculty members at Oakland University in suburban Detroit have received hockey pucks and are being trained to use them to potentially thwart active shooters. The American Association of University Professors distributed pucks to its 800 members this week, according to … Continue reading

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Right on

DETROIT (WJBK) – An internal investigation has been launched at the Detroit Police Department after two different precincts got into a turf war as they converged on an east side neighborhood. Neighbors who live on Andover on Detroit’s east side … Continue reading

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Vet meets the little girl who sent him a letter

When John Metzler served in the Vietnam War, he got a Christmas card from a little girl he didn’t know. He said it helped him get through the war. MORE -WiscoDave

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“We’ll just run the bastards down”

London police say their tough tactic of ramming violent “thieves” off their mopeds as they flee has helped bring down crime in the city. Scotland Yard released a video Friday showing a team of specially trained drivers knocking suspects off … Continue reading

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Lt. Friedrich Lengfeld – an Officer and a Gentleman

October 7, 1994, saw a strange sight over the Hürtgen War Cemetery in Hürtgen, Germany. The cemetery is the final home of 3001 bodies – mostly German and mostly from WWII. It is therefore quite common to see Germans gather … Continue reading

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“I got me an 18 pointer”

The Kentucky Department of Fish and Wildlife Resources posted a photo earlier this week on Facebook of an unusual harvest: A buck with two heads. One head was attached to the recently shot buck. The other was decomposing and tangled … Continue reading

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Well, shit…

The world of professional darts has been rocked by two players accusing each other of repeatedly breaking wind during a match. Gary Anderson of Scotland and the Dutchman Wesley Harms blamed each other for “rotten” farts during their clash in … Continue reading

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When you’re full of shit and you know it

A man accused of threatening to blow up Willie’s Chicken Shack Tuesday night (Nov. 13) claimed to police when confronted about the allegation that his words were merely a reference to a bowel movement, the man’s warrant states. MORE -Roger

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Party Animals

MILTON, W.Va. — Police in West Virginia have apprehended a masked bandit that was causing concern among residents. The Milton Police Department wrote on Facebook that they had been receiving calls about “suspected rabid raccoons.” “Turns out they appear to … Continue reading

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Talk about Christmas Spirit!

Hortonville, WI – -(AmmoLand.com)- The father and son team at BenShot, a local Wisconsin glassmaking company that makes the original bulletproof shot glass, whiskey, and beer glasses, gave all their employees handguns for Christmas. This year’s Christmas gift was one … Continue reading

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So you’re saying she’s not a dead lay?

A woman who said she was paralyzed when her bed “catapulted” her during sex lost her case for damages in Berkshire, U.K., The Telegraph reported. Claire Busby said she was performing a sex act in her bed in 2013 when … Continue reading

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What the fuck…..

It’s no secret that some religious denominations support legal abortion. But it’s nothing short of grotesque when members of the clergy don their robes and stoles and lead a public blessing of abortion businesses. This happened in 2015, when a … Continue reading

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When your property ain’t your property

CANTON TWP., MI — Brothers Gary and Matt Percy could face nearly half a million dollars in penalties for removing more than 1,400 trees from their property without permission from Canton Township. The two own a 16-acre property off of … Continue reading

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A Night At The Opera

It is said to represent the composer’s love letter to his new bride. And, like love, the Adagietto transports those who receive it – its atmospheric notes offering release from the grim foreboding and frenetic outbursts of the earlier movements … Continue reading

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Get ‘im, Mom

(Meredith) – A Texas mother spanked her 14-year-old son when she caught him taking a joyride in her BMW. Video of the punishment went viral, but Liza Martinez said it’s no laughing matter. MORE/VIDEO

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