Category Archives: You can’t make this shit up

“Go ahead and shoot – I dare you”

A teenage motorist involved in a minor collision at a Rochester intersection saw the other driver had a gun drawn and dared the man to shoot him, and that’s exactly what happened, according to a friend who was in the … Continue reading

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Ohioan Hunted For Waffle House Beatdown

JANUARY 5–An Ohio man who was recorded pummeling a woman during a 3 AM melee at a Waffle House is on the lam as cops seek to arrest him on an assault complaint, court records show. During a wild December … Continue reading

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Next time request one with natural tits

A woman who requested a female NHS nurse to perform her cervical smear test was “embarrassed and distressed” after a person with stubble and a deep voice summoned her for the intimate procedure. When the patient pointed out the mistake, … Continue reading

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Kate’s killer sentenced to….. time served.

The illegal immigrant and seven-time felon who was acquitted of murder and assault in the 2015 San Francisco fatal shooting of 32-year old Kate Steinle was sentenced to three years in prison on Friday. Jose Ines Garcia Zarate, who has … Continue reading

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Try taking PERSONAL responsibility, Snowflake

The University of California-San Diego is now embroiled in a personal injury lawsuit after an election protest gone wrong. Mariana Flores, a sophomore at UCSD, was demonstrating against Donald Trump’s victory on a busy San Diego freeway when a vehicle … Continue reading

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There’s just so much wrong with this

Drag clubs are nothing new in New York City — but it took a 10-year-old to dream up the first drag club for children. Desmond Napoles from Brooklyn in New York City is better known by his drag name, Desmond … Continue reading

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A memorial for ol’ Sparky the RACcoon

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Poor Sparky. He never had a chance, but he went out with a bang and his memory continues to burn bright. Earlier this month, the unlucky raccoon, perhaps looking for love in all the wrong places, nuzzled … Continue reading

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$400 an hour…..

In this week’s imaginary career advice column, one reader writes: Dear Ed, I’m a high school dropout and have no marketable skills, but I feel entitled to earn $400 an hour. What kind of career path could you recommend? Sincerely, … Continue reading

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Kiss my lily white ass, your highness

Several decades worth of coverage of Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee suggests she’s behaved badly on planes – and on automobiles – before this week’s incident. The latest airplane drama came this week when a United Airlines passenger said she was … Continue reading

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10 feet, 5 inches…..

-Frank

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Crime doesn’t pay in Indianapolis

When Ollie Dunn approached Kevin Cooksey’s truck late Christmas night, he didn’t account for how complicated the alleged auto theft was about to get. Cooksey’s 9-year-old son was inside the truck, which would be enough to make the average carjacker … Continue reading

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Damn, somebody’s got some really cool grandparents

YORK – Approximately 60 pounds of high grade marijuana were found Tuesday, Dec. 19, during a traffic stop initiated by the York County Sheriff’s Department on Interstate 80 – and the elderly couple transporting it claimed they intended to give … Continue reading

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‘Tis The Season

Hallie Cassady’s family eats at Chick-fil-A in Bowling Green, Kentucky at least once a week. But last week’s visit to their favorite restaurant wasn’t like the others. Chowing down with her loved ones, the 13 year old witnessed a gesture … Continue reading

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Hate Chicken shows it’s class once again

Well, well, well, what have we here? As thousands of Atlanta’s airport passengers found themselves stranded due to a power outage in what was for many, an unfamiliar airport, who should come out to feed them for free, making their … Continue reading

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And now you know…

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Poor babies

A new survey reveals that young people believe being called a “snowflake” could be damaging to their mental health. A new survey by insurance firm Aviva found that 72 percent of 16 to 24-year-olds believe the term “snowflake” is unfairly … Continue reading

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Californians…

SAN DIEGO – San Diego police received 164 guns during a no-questions-asked gun buyback event that proved so popular that officers ran out of the gift cards they gave in exchange for weapons. Capt. Alberto Leos says $25,000 worth of … Continue reading

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Banking the fire

This is the English pub which has kept its own log fire burning continuously for a staggering 172 years – and manages get burn through three transit vans full of logs each month. The Warren House Inn in Dartmoor, Devon … Continue reading

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Days of Estrogen Fueled Rage

Like most normal men, I’m enjoying the hell out of seeing the girls go crazy, accusing every liberal man in sight of being a predator. When it comes to the media, I’m firmly in the camp that says, “burn, baby, … Continue reading

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Git ‘er done

WEST COLUMBIA, S.C. – A hungry, slightly inebriated man knew just what to do when he stopped by a South Carolina Waffle House early Thursday only to find the restaurant’s staff snoozing: He cooked up his own meal, snapping selfies … Continue reading

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