Category Archives: You can’t make this shit up

Jesse James GOMEZ???

So, Jesse James and Billy Kidd walk into a bar, and… well, if you’re guessin’ that didn’t end well, son, you’re right. Brothers Jesse James Gomez, 22, and Billy Kidd Gomez, 25, now face criminal charges after a weekend ruckus … Continue reading

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A life changing decision

A federal trade court ruled that a Snuggie is a blanket, not a robe, for tariff purposes. The court ruled that the cozy, fleecy coverings aren’t considered to be “robes or priestly vestments” and shouldn’t be taxed at a higher … Continue reading

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BYOD

As states have faced challenges to carrying out executions by lethal injection, various work-arounds and alternatives have been proposed, including the return of electric chairs and firing squads. Arizona may have come up with the most original concept yet: an … Continue reading

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Just kidding haha

MONROE, Wash. — A Washington father was arrested for allegedly trying to hire someone to kill his wife and 4-year-old daughter. Jeff Lytle sent a text message to someone named “Shayne” in the alleged murder-for-hire plot for insurance money, according … Continue reading

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Be happy with what you got

Britain’s youngest Euromillions winner has revealed she is planning to take legal action against lottery bosses for negligence. Jane Park, who won £1m at the age of 17, said winning the windfall had “ruined” her life and she often thought … Continue reading

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All trendy and shit

A new Whole Foods in New York City has a “produce butcher.” Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like. Whole Foods describes the produce butcher as “an onsite team member who will cut, slice, dice, julienne, chop, and grate any … Continue reading

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Chimp out

It was a gruesome scene. The body had severe wounds and was still bleeding despite having been lying for a few hours in the hot Senegalese savanna. The murder victim, a West African chimpanzee called Foudouko, had been beaten with … Continue reading

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A Man of his Word

President Trump plans to sign executive orders Wednesday enabling construction of his proposed wall on the U.S.-Mexico border and targeting cities where local leaders refuse to hand over illegal immigrants for deportation, according to White House officials familiar with the … Continue reading

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Justice was served one way or another

SAGINAW (WWJ/AP) – A man whose drug-related prison sentence was commuted in November by President Barack Obama has been fatally shot at a federal halfway house in Michigan after two men with assault-style rifles sought him out, police said. Two … Continue reading

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See? Fuck all y’all

Temperate language has traditionally been considered a social virtue, but new research suggests people who refrain from swearing are often the most devious and dishonest. Those fond of effing and blinding, by contrast, are likely to be the most honest … Continue reading

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Scandal free…. yeah, right

In his final few days in office, President Obama and his pals have been frantically spinning his tenure in the White House as a “scandal-free” eight years. Just watch this exchange between CNN’s Jake Tapper and White House chief of … Continue reading

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The meek and mild dentist

On the morning of July 7, 1944, Captain Ben L. Salomon of the U.S. Army’s 105th Infantry, commissioned as a dentist, single-handedly held off a fierce attack of an overwhelming force of Japanese soldiers in order to allow sufficient time … Continue reading

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It meant something until Obama came along

President Barack Obama surprised Vice President Joe Biden with the nation’s highest civilian honor — the Presidential Medal of Freedom — at a tribute event at the White House this afternoon. For the first and only time in Obama’s presidency, … Continue reading

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Probably shouldn’t have done that

Liberals have a mentality that they are the only ones that are important, and everyone must bow to their whims. That is perfectly demonstrated in this video that has over a million and a half views and still climbing. It … Continue reading

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Yeah, she didn’t want to waste that beer

Police pulled into a York Haven boat launch Monday afternoon behind a woman, looking to arrest her for fleeing from them. Before they could, she gunned the engine, barreling into the Susquehanna River. The acceleration from the black 2011 Subaru … Continue reading

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More dumbassery in action

A British teenage freerunner has died after a rail accident on the Paris Metro but his friends deny he was “train surfing” at the time. Nye Frankie Newman was killed while using the public transport network on New Year’s Day … Continue reading

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Looks pretty much open and shut to me

A Billings couple returned to their house nearly a year ago and found blood smeared on their wall. The word “Sloe” was written in blood, according to court documents. On Wednesday, 31-year-old Timothy Robert Sloe appeared in Yellowstone County Justice … Continue reading

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The ol’ Bait-n-Swing trick

An elderly man in Sarasota was arrested Thursday after he allegedly went swinging for sales and his alleged attack was caught on camera. Police say 83-year-old Linsey Owens drove to a car sale outside the Westfield Sarasota Square Mall to … Continue reading

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Dozens ill after Dept of Health dinner – HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Epidemiologists at the state Department of Health are investigating their agency’s own annual holiday luncheon after dozens of employees reported falling ill after the party last week. About 70 staff members claim to have experienced gastrointestinal issues following the catered … Continue reading

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Seriously?

NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — An actor who played a bit part in an independent gangster film and used a prop pellet gun without a New Jersey gun permit likely won’t have to serve a prison term. MORE

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