Category Archives: You can’t make this shit up

A Rattle with Death in Yosemite

My parents like to say they raised my older brother, Garrett, and me in the Church of Seventh Day Recreationalists. As a kid growing up in Oregon, I remember asking them if we could actually stay home one weekend instead … Continue reading

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Homeschool CLEP: Macroeconomics – STM

This week, our 16 year old homeschooled daughter body-slammed the Macroeconomics CLEP, earning another three hours of college credit for the whopping cost of less than a hundred bucks. This one is an especially satisfying victory because macroeconomics is one … Continue reading

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No shit?

Murphy also included the District of Columbia in his research, and found it had a psychopathy level far higher than any other state. But this finding is an outlier, as Murphy notes, as it’s an entirely urban area and cannot … Continue reading

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Just sayin’

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Try explaining that one to your insurance company

HELSINKI (AP) — An improvised method of getting rid of a snake in a garden by spraying it with gasoline kicked off a chain reaction that ended up with a house on fire in southern Finland. MORE

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Dumbass liberals

Democrats’ proposed legislation to prohibit so-called border separations would actually prevent federal law enforcement agencies almost anywhere inside the United States from arresting and detaining criminals who are parents having nothing to do with unlawfully crossing the border and seeking … Continue reading

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???

Sixteen-year old Katastrophe saw their first drag show at age 10. Their mom brought them to a Broadway-themed drag brunch at Lips in New York City, and Katastrophe was hooked. “I popped out of the womb with jazz hands,” Katastrophe … Continue reading

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And you thought you had a shitty day…

Two drivers got into an argument. Then things got messy. Henry George Weaver, of New Tripoli, faces a harassment charge after he allegedly, well … MORE

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Fucking people just can’t wait to be snitches

Pet adoption puts smiles on everyone’s faces – the new animal owner, most people who see them, and sometimes the pet itself. In fact, a photo of Waterford, Michigan’s Dan Tillery and his newly adopted best friend Diggy went viral … Continue reading

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Dump the damned thing

A couple years ago, something strange happened. A friend and I were sitting at a bar, iPhones in pockets, discussing our recent trips in Japan and how we’d like to go back. The very next day, we both received pop-up … Continue reading

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Good ol’ California

California Gov. Jerry Brown has signed a draconian new water-rationing law that limits per capita daily water usage to less than the amount needed to shower and do a load of laundry. Assembly Bill 1668 establishes a limit of 55 … Continue reading

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Damn, she fucked his whole day up

“We have an intruder in the house next door.…The intruder was in the bedroom with a hammer. The woman who lives there thinks she may have strangled him. He was down when she left.” “Can you put her on the … Continue reading

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Chicken clothing…..

Our world famous High-vis Chicken Jackets ensure your hens are safe and visible in the dark. Choose from a variety of great colors and enjoy the peace of mind of knowing your chickens are safely wrapped up in high visibility. … Continue reading

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Getting popped for trespassing at Starbucks: It’s not always like Philadelphia

ST. PETERSBURG — She didn’t mean to, but inside Starbucks with her headphones on, Amanda Adams got comfortable and fell asleep. Two police officers woke her and escorted her outside. “It was humiliating,” the 34-year-old said. “I didn’t realize I … Continue reading

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So money fuels violence…

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I’m shocked. Shocked, I say.

Parkland survivors Cameron Kasky and David Hogg announced with a photo that they would be going to prom together. Kasky tweeted a picture of the pair with the caption “Prom 2018.” Since first being shared, the image received over 28,000 … Continue reading

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Your Monday Morning Florida News

A Lake City man was jailed after he reported that his son had stolen his rifle. The problem? The man, James Denson, is a convicted felon who is not allowed to own a rifle, the Lake City Police said in … Continue reading

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Give me a fucking break

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. (AP) — Hillary Clinton is being honored with a medal during Harvard University’s graduation week. The former First Lady, U.S. Senator, Secretary of State and Democratic candidate for president will be awarded Friday in Cambridge with the Radcliffe … Continue reading

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Busted!!!

The alleged owners of Mugshots.com have been charged and arrested. These four men–Sahar Sarid, Kishore Vidya Bhavnanie, Thomas Keesee, and David Usdan–only removed a person’s mugshot from the site if this individual paid a “de-publishing” fee, according to the California … Continue reading

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PsychoChicks – We’ve all had ’em and your Morning Florida News all in one shot

Former U.S. Open champion golfer Lucas Glover missed the secondary cuts at last weekend’s Players Championship near St. Augustine — and his wife greeted him home with a shower of insults and, allegedly, a beat-down. Krista Glover, 36, was arrested … Continue reading

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