Category Archives: You can’t make this shit up

Escape From New York 2021

In the movie Escape From New York, the island of Manhattan was walled off and mined. For its fortieth anniversary, New York City will try to recreate its plot by walling off parts of Manhattan with toll booths. The walls … Continue reading

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The real reasons why New Yorkers are fleeing the city

True story: My wife and I both are former residents of New York City, and on a recent business trip there she was taking a nostalgic walk through the Upper West Side on a lovely fall day, talking to me … Continue reading

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God Bless Kentucky

WILLIAMSTOWN, KY (FOX19) – A northern Kentucky barbecue food truck is getting a lot of heat after advertising its T-shirts on social media. The owner of Belle’s Smoking BBQ took a play on the acronym LGBTQ and changed it to … Continue reading

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Note to self: Don’t piss off Alaskan girls

(Meredith) — A teenage girl was reportedly expelled from her Alaska high school for kneeing a boy in the groin after he entered the girls’ bathroom and blocked the door. The Fairbanks Daily News-Miner reports that a group of seven … Continue reading

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Oh, for pete’s sake…

A decision to affix an American flag graphic to the side of freshly painted Laguna Beach police cars is dividing residents who are alternately praising the image as patriotic or panning it as too aggressive. After hearing the criticism and … Continue reading

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And now you know…..

In the 17th century, the island of Hispaniola (now Haiti and the Dominican Republic) was overrun by feral pigs, boars, and cattle. Hunters, drawn to the bounty of game, flocked to the island to make a tidy profit. Spanish ships … Continue reading

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Right on

Usually when a story begins with “a pack of 13-year-old boys,” you are prepared to shake your head in disgust at the story about to unfold. But in this case, you better break out the tissues because in New Jersey … Continue reading

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Pussy Galore, the infamous F-105

One of the most famous, or infamous, depending on your point of view, F-105D was known as Pussy Galore. This aircraft was flown by Captain Victor “Vic” Vizcarra. According to an interesting post appeared on Reddit, the original Pussy Galore … Continue reading

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Now that’s a hell of an obituary

Tim Schrandt, age 63, of Spillville, IA died on Friday, March 29, 2019 at Gundersen Health System in LaCrosse, WI after a short battle with cancer. A funeral service will be held at 11:00 a.m., Thursday, April 4, 2019 at … Continue reading

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Maybe the scrawny li’l bitch will die

Veteran rocker Mick Jagger is set to undergo heart surgery. According to the Rolling Stone magazine, the 75-year-old musician will have the surgery to replace a valve in his heart. MORE ***** I detest the Rolling Stones almost as much … Continue reading

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Damn, overrun by hogs AND illegals…

Despite years of intense hunting and trapping, Texas is losing the war on feral hogs. Since the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department (TPWD) first began removing feral hogs in 1982, the hog population in the Lone Star State has dramatically … Continue reading

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Aw hell, this made my heart feel good

Cobey Thomas cannot stop using his custom-built swing set. Cobey, who is 6-foot-10 and 200 pounds, has nonverbal autism, and swinging is his “thing,” his mom Jenifer Thomas tells CBS News. He’s always been big, but there was a point … Continue reading

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Quote of the Week

An Arizona homeowner shot and killed a suspected intruder and injured another man when the duo tried to break into a house Saturday, police said. MORE -Tim in Alaska

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Whoops, my bad

A young man has gone viral on Twitter, and it’s not for good reasons. Mindy Robson posted a video on Twitter of a guy in a BMW confronting an SUV during some kind of a road rage incident. Because this … Continue reading

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No Shit, No Lies – Tales From the Infantry

I don’t think you can really be a combat arms officer or career combat arms NCO and not amass a repertoire of funny–or off color–stories. And, to a great extent, those are the things you remember. You forget the mindless … Continue reading

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Winter in Mammoth

By February, the snow made many neighborhoods here feel subterranean. Twenty-foot walls of white, corniced by the wind, leaned over the plowed roads. Residents worked feverishly to keep the snow from swallowing their homes. They dug tunnels and narrow passageways … Continue reading

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Cusses out the judge and gets another 6 years

LAKE COUNTY, OH (WOIO) – Manson Bryant is no stranger to the Lake County Court of Common Pleas, and he’s certainly no stranger to Judge Eugene Lucci’s courtroom. According to prosecutors, Bryant, 32, has a lengthy criminal history dating back … Continue reading

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PsychoChicks – We’ve all had ’em

A Modesto man was working the graveyard shift when his girlfriend allegedly set their home and his vehicle on fire, then sent him video of one of the fires. Amanda Barr, 32, was arrested on suspicion on arson Tuesday afternoon. … Continue reading

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They’re just now wising up to this?

Have you ever been talking about a pair of trainers or holiday destination, and then suddenly seen an advert for that precise thing pop up on social media? Us too. As incredible as it sounds, it might be because our … Continue reading

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No slack at all from the judge

MACON, GA – A young man whose jailhouse mugshot featured a bushy nest of orange hair and whose resemblance to the comic “Carrot Top” earned him the same nickname in law enforcement and online-commenting circles here, pleaded guilty Monday. Logan … Continue reading

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