Category Archives: You can’t make this shit up

Contradictions

Thursday, in a move that absolutely defies the slightest semblance of logic, the Democrat controlled California State Senate passed a measure that will lower the sentences for felons who used a gun in the commission of their crimes. Yes, you … Continue reading

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Good ol’ California…..

A farmer faces trial in federal court this summer and a $2.8 million fine for failing to get a permit to plow his field and plant wheat in Tehama County. A lawyer for Duarte Nursery said the case is important … Continue reading

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Colonoscopy! – STM

File this post under the category TMI. About fifteen years ago, I had my first root canal. Back in the day, root canals were these horrific events. When I finally had one done, it wasn’t a big deal at all, … Continue reading

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Tudor Historical Trivia

A common accessory to Tudor dress was a patch of fur worn near the neck: a flea patch to discouraged the pesky nuisances from residing on the hair or skin. Much more HERE

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Why the C-130 is such a badass plane

With a squat stance, bulbous nose, four big turboprop engines, and massive fuselage, the C-130 cruises at a relatively modest 290 to 320 knots. Lockheed dubbed it “Hercules” after the mythological hero known for his strength and courage. The name … Continue reading

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Marse Robert’s coming down in New Orleans

WASHINGTON (AP) — The city of New Orleans will take down a statue of Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee on Friday. SOURCE No need to click on the link, that’s the entire story right there.

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Now go find an all-black business to work for

Harvard joins a growing number of universities that have added graduation events for students of different ethnicities. Some have offered black commencement ceremonies for years, including Stanford University, Marshall University and the University of Washington. Some have added them more … Continue reading

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Well, that’s one way to let ’em know you ain’t happy

A man was indicted Thursday for “masturbating vigorously” outside of New Avenues for Youth in downtown Portland on May 3. Court documents say that when a Portland police officer responded to a complaint of public indecency at the location, the … Continue reading

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Like father, like son

Vladimir Sanchez spent more than four years in prison for a slew of insurance-fraud charges. He was released on Thursday, but his freedom was short-lived. Sanchez, 45, is back behind bars after his ride home ended with a police chase, … Continue reading

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When the urge cums, it cums

The Lincoln Tunnel became the tunnel of self-love when a man high on PCP blocked traffic with his minivan to take time to pleasure himself, officials said Friday. Port Authority police busted Ismael Esquilin, 48, of Passaic, N.J., about 7:15 … Continue reading

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They’re getting uppity again

University of California Santa Cruz administrators recently agreed to meet to all four demands lodged by a black student group who commandeered a campus building and would not leave until their conditions were met. But in addition to the four … Continue reading

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Aw, damn…

LAKE JACKSON, Texas – A Texas couple left the world last month the same way they began their relationship 62 years ago — holding hands. Thomas and Delma Ledbetter, of Lake Jackson, died less than 90 minutes apart on April … Continue reading

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Why, back in the old Corps…..

This is criminally long. It will probably leave no space on the internet for anything else. It was published in the magazine of Army Times in 1979. It describes a Parris Island that no longer exists. In fact it describes … Continue reading

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Murder map

The United States can really be divided up into three types of places. Places where there are no murders, places where there are a few murders, and places where murders are very common. In 2014, the most recent year that … Continue reading

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Time to play the “Guess The Race” game

CHARLOTTE, NC – Inside the Mecklenburg County Jail, Zerrell Fuentes came up with a plan to have his wife, mother and three underage girls help him make bail, prosecutors say. Now all three members of the Charlotte family face an … Continue reading

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If this is the best that the Left can do…..

Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.) is the current darling of the left — which tells you just how crazy Democrats have gotten. CNNPolitics reports, accurately, Waters is “having a moment” with the biggest online buzz since Bernie Sanders. Elle dubbed her … Continue reading

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That’s some hillbilly shit right there

The story of how a drunk couple crashed their car and caused a swarm of angry bees to attack those nearby may not seem that interesting. When the story is described by a southern man named Gary Lee Anderson, well, … Continue reading

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Attention Walmart Shoppers:

Walmart now sells Girl Scout Thin Mint cereal. I’m not kidding.

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No shit

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Well, that’s embarrassing

Fairfax County, Virginia, police announced Friday that a 46-year-old man has suffered a minor injury and is undergoing medical treatment after he accidentally shot himself with a pistol at the headquarters of the National Rifle Association. In its daily recap … Continue reading

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