Category Archives: You can’t make this shit up

Damn, talk about being full of yourself

According to reports, the real reason Justin Bieber cancelled his Purpose tour is to focus on faith and start his own church. In a “world exclusive”, Australia’s Today Extra said: “I am led to believe that the real reason he’s … Continue reading

Posted in WTF?, You can't make this shit up | 4 Comments

Kids Today

In a simpler time, children’s misdeeds and psychotic outbursts (A frothing temper tantrum involving heel pounding and floor revolving on being denied a pack of gum was observed recently at a local supermarket.) were controlled simply by referencing the “father” … Continue reading

Posted in Liberals, WiscoDave, You can't make this shit up | 9 Comments

How A North Carolina Turf War Led To Myrtle Beach’s June Shooting

MONTGOMERY COUNTY, N.C. – Tammy Dunn was vacationing on the Grand Strand on June 18 when a mass shooting erupted on Ocean Boulevard. She didn’t know it then, but the shooting that rocked Myrtle Beach was about to shake her … Continue reading

Posted in WiscoDave, WTF?, You can't make this shit up | 3 Comments

Just so you know…

How do porcupines make love? You would probably think the answer is “very carefully,” but you would probably be wrong. The answer is more improbable and much more bizarre than that. While browsing in the basement of the Australian National … Continue reading

Posted in You can't make this shit up | 4 Comments

Coon huntin’ for cancer

From the Macon County Times: What do coon hunts and cancer have in common? In Lafayette, last Saturday, a group of coon hunters came together to raise money for a young cancer patient, Kodah Roth. MORE

Posted in Hunting, Tennessee, You can't make this shit up | 1 Comment

Belgian Blue Bull

And before I get a shitload of know-it-all comments about it being photoshopped, google Belgian Blue cattle.

Posted in WTF?, You can't make this shit up | 16 Comments

A Blast From The Past

A US man has injured himself in both legs after attempting to loosen a stiff wheel-nut by blasting it with his gun. The 66-year-old man from Washington state was repairing his car outside his home when the accident took place. … Continue reading

Posted in Guns, WiscoDave, WTF?, You can't make this shit up | 8 Comments

Fun with Slavery: Dark Spots in a Shining Sea of Twaddle

Much is written about slavery and its aftermaths. A large part of this is frenetically modified history issuing from people both excited and poorly read, a comic-book version apparently intended to support agendas of the impenetrably adolescent Left. A few … Continue reading

Posted in USA, You can't make this shit up | 5 Comments

I told you I was fucking brilliant

Is your desk overflowing with scraps of paper, coffee cups, envelopes and wilted plants? Well, far from being idle, it turns out you might just be a creative genius. In world where ‘cleanliness is next to godliness’ is a well-valued … Continue reading

Posted in You can't make this shit up | 8 Comments

And now you know…..

Mercury used to be used in the making of hats. This was known to have affected the nervous systems of hatters, causing them to tremble and appear insane. A neurotoxicologist correspondent informs me that “Mercury exposure can cause aggressiveness, mood … Continue reading

Posted in You can't make this shit up | 8 Comments

And I thought my ex was a ball buster

A woman has been accused of killing her father-in-law by squeezing his testicles during a row about a cockfight. Police say victim Gau Kerketta dropped dead on the spot after his son’s wife, Anima Kharia, lunged at him and grabbed … Continue reading

Posted in WTF?, You can't make this shit up | 3 Comments

Hey, what better place to get shot?

NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) – A gunman who opened fire at Bronx Lebanon Hospital is dead, police said. The incident began at 2:50 p.m. at 173rd Street and Grand Concourse in the Mt. Eden section. Four to six people were shot, … Continue reading

Posted in News, WTF?, You can't make this shit up | 10 Comments

Fun and games at Gander Mountain

Wisconsin –-(Ammoland.com)- The local Gander Mountain store is going belly up in Franklin, Wisconsin. I was in there trying to find some deals. Knocking 15% off of something that is way over priced is not really a deal. As I … Continue reading

Posted in WiscoDave, WTF?, You can't make this shit up | 4 Comments

I’m going to have to get in on that Cow Pie Bingo

The 35th annual Macon County Fair will be held Saturday, August 5 through Saturday, August 12 at the Macon County Fairgrounds on Russell Drive off Old Highway 52 in Lafayette. * A gospel singing will be offered on Wednesday night. … Continue reading

Posted in Tennessee, You can't make this shit up | 26 Comments

Sissy feud

The weekend fatal shooting of a teen at an apartment complex near downtown Athens was the culmination of a feud between two transgender groups, Athens-Clarke County police confirmed Wednesday. Rayquann Deonte Jernigan, 17, who was known to friends by the … Continue reading

Posted in WTF?, You can't make this shit up | 7 Comments

Getting your grins when you can

AN ASTONISHING video showing a Kurdish sniper LAUGH after a bullet fired by an ISIS terrorist narrowly misses her head has emerged online. The YPJ (Women’s Protection Units) sharpshooter is seen taking aim through a window during fighting in the … Continue reading

Posted in You can't make this shit up | 15 Comments

PARTY ON!!!

Posted in Drugs, WTF?, You can't make this shit up | 5 Comments

Poor Buck

This was sent to me via email by Bill after seeing the tick-on-the-eyelid story yesterday. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Had to grin when I saw the tick photo and http://knuckledraggin.com/2017/06/at-least-its-not-on-your-dick/ It brought back memories … Continue reading

Posted in True Stories, You can't make this shit up | 9 Comments

Fucking Kentucky…..

The mayor’s office of the small town of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky, has gone to the dogs. Literally, as once again — and for the fourth time — the voters have elected a dog as their mayor. This month, a three-year-old … Continue reading

Posted in Dogs, Politics, WTF?, You can't make this shit up | 5 Comments

Wally

When I was in the army, we didn’t get to pick our roommates. You roomed with whoever you were assigned regardless of racecreedorcolorblahblahblah and you were expected to get along. For the most part we all did. There was a … Continue reading

Posted in True Stories, Wirecutter, You can't make this shit up | 32 Comments