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A 3 Day Adult Living Course for High Schoolers

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Fern Creek High School is making sure its students are prepared for the real world with a new class called “Adulting 101.” According to WLKY, the three day course is for seniors and was created by the … Continue reading

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Matt’s 2 cents worth

-WiscoDave

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I can’t believe they’re serious about this

(CNN) — A House panel will hold a hearing next week on the topic of reparations for slavery. The House Judiciary Committee’s subcommittee on the Constitution, Civil Rights, and Civil Liberties is set to hold a hearing June 19 on … Continue reading

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Yeah, a Califas plate should’ve fooled ’em

VENTURA COUNTY, Calif. — This vintage-looking license plate didn’t fool a police officer in Southern California. A Moorpark officer recently pulled over a tractor-trailer to conduct a traffic stop for a false license plate, the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department said … Continue reading

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Police use of DNA leads to backlash in database

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — After California detectives used a popular online DNA database to track down a suspect in the decades-old Golden State Killer slayings, other police agencies quickly adopted the same technique. Since that case was cracked last … Continue reading

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Bail-reform poster boy thrown in Rikers after latest arrest

A teenage poster boy for bail reform who once spent more than a year on Rikers Island just landed back in a familiar place — the jail. Over the weekend, teen trouble-magnet Pedro Hernandez was busted yet again, this time … Continue reading

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Aaaand he’s gone

McMINNVILLE, TN (WSMV) – Dennis Carter was familiar with trouble. Trouble with the Tennessee National Guard. Trouble with women all around the world that he’d never met. Trouble at the Rebel’s Motorcycle Club on Pike Hill Road in Warren County … Continue reading

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Meet Claire, the woman who runs dicks

For a little over three years, Claire has been running the streets in the shape of dicks. The 33-year-old New Jerseyan says it started as an accident on Thanksgiving 2015 when she visited her brother in Kansas City, went for … Continue reading

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When Abortion Suddenly Stopped Making Sense

At the time of the Roe v. Wade decision, I was a college student — an anti-war, mother-earth, feminist, hippie college student. That particular January I was taking a semester off, living in the D.C. area and volunteering at the … Continue reading

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Life in Little Mogadishu

Violent crimes increased by more than 50 percent in 2018 in Minneapolis’ Cedar-Riverside neighborhood, nicknamed “little Mogadishu,” which authorities attribute to Somali gang activity in the area. Buried in a recent Star Tribune article was the fact that violent crimes … Continue reading

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Yup, she’s that fucking stupid

I have no problem with politicians using Twitter, even in a manner in which we’re unaccustomed to politicians using social media in general. I mean, heck, Donald Trump’s Twitter account is a brilliant way for him to work around the … Continue reading

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4 Chan trollers cost this snowflake school $22,500

Walter Payton College Prep in River North is spending nearly $22,500 to have its 2018-2019 yearbook reprinted because six photographs in the original edition showed students using the “OK” sign, Principal Tim Devine said in a 1,042-word email to the … Continue reading

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Why we need Alpha Males

My colleague, Annie Holmquist, discovered some statistics about the decline in masculinity that have troubled me since the moment I looked over them. Here’s the key part of her piece: “In recent years, a mildly trending topic of discussion has … Continue reading

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Touchy, ain’t he?

A meteorologist for Fox 45 in Dayton, Ohio snapped at viewers who complained on social media about a tornado warning that interrupted Monday night’s broadcast of “The Bachelorette,” saying that the cutaway was due to a “dangerous situation.” “I was … Continue reading

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They’ve got some nerve being in a Memorial Day parade

For not being a political candidate, Hillary Clinton sure is keeping up a campaign-like schedule. Bill and Hillary are once again marching in the New Castle-Chappaqua, New York Memorial Day parade, according to Twitter users in attendance. MORE

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Just in time for breakfast

Shit on a Shingle might not sound dinner-appropriate, but it’s definitely breakfast-appropriate. The unofficial term—abbreviated as “S.O.S.”—became popular slang among American soldiers during World War II. It refers to “cream chipped beef on toast,” a dish that’s been featured in … Continue reading

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But did he get a Happy Ending?

An Oregon father who reported a home robbery in March admitted Monday he made it up to hide that he’d paid $700 for an erotic massage with his daughter’s Girl Scout cookie earnings, prosecutors said. MORE -Denise

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Sankt Göransporten Arrow Slit

The medieval wall surrounding the Gotland town of Visby comes with a twist: The parts facing the sea are lower and thinner than those facing the countryside. Look closely at the Sankt Göransporten (Saint George Gate) arrow slit, and you’ll … Continue reading

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Mother of the Year

The 14-year-old boy accused of a double shooting last week at the Argyle Red Line station wound up staying in jail all Mother’s Day weekend despite a judges’ order Friday that allowed him to be released into the custody of … Continue reading

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Holy Austin Rock Houses

These houses built into the sandstone rock at Kinver were the last occupied troglodyte dwellings in England. The tiered homes were occupied for more than 200 years. At their height, it’s likely that as many as 11 families occupied the … Continue reading

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