Category Archives: You can’t make this shit up

Only in Ireland…

A hiker was injured after being hit by a falling sheep while walking on the Mourne Mountains in Co Down. The teenage boy was walking with a group near Hares Gap when he was struck by a sheep jumping from … Continue reading

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ASSIMILATE, DAMN IT, ASSIMILATE!!!

When a Muslim couple sat down for a meeting with a municipal commission in the Swiss city of Lausanne, their interviewers found that they “showed great difficulty in answering questions asked by people of the opposite sex,” the city’s mayor … Continue reading

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Gender neutral bathrooms, teenage hormones….. what could possibly go wrong?

No more separate restrooms for boys and girls, with rows of feet-showing stalls. The North Kansas City school district is going fully gender neutral at two new elementary schools, opening on Wednesday, as well as in a few renovated restrooms … Continue reading

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“Please describe your duties in detail at your last job”

In a city where filthy sidewalks are many residents’ No. 1 complaint, City Hall has come up with a new way to deal with No. 2. It sounds like silly elementary school banter, but it’s real. San Francisco is about … Continue reading

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America’s No-Go Zones

Americans sneer at the no-go zones for police in Europe where Muslim immigrants can do what they want. But what about Chicago, where only one in six murders is solved? Entire sections of the city are shooting galleries. MORE

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MINE!!!

This is the shocking moment a couple’s trip to a cellphone store turned into a violent affair when the boyfriend caught another man staring at his girlfriend’s bottom. The couple was visiting the SEA Wireless shop in Lincolnton, North Carolina … Continue reading

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They finally found something besides guns to hate

Pay-per-minute electric scooters and bikes, like those deployed by Bird, Lime and Spin across the United States, might seem like a sure-fire solution to getting around. But many cities, fed up with unsafe riders and scooters abandoned on streets and … Continue reading

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Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do

Cody Vickers has experienced a lot of “odd, off the wall” things in his life. But nothing quite compares to what he saw Wednesday in Columbus, Ohio. Vickers, who works for Hilljack Trucking in Ashville, Ohio, was out on a … Continue reading

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Damn, and I thought we had snowflakes

German police have rescued a man after he called for help saying a baby squirrel would not leave him alone. Emergency services received a call on Thursday from the man, who claimed he was being chased down the street by … Continue reading

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Here’s something you don’t read about every day – boaters getting attacked by a rabid beaver

Dan Wherley and his 7-year-old daughter Layla were kayaking in Adams County, Pennsylvania, on Sunday, when their trip took a dark turn. A large beaver attacked their kayak and put up quite a fight, according to the dad’s Facebook post, … Continue reading

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Clanton gets 3 years….. probation

A former East Bay college philosophy professor who was charged with four counts of felony assault with a deadly weapon, causing great bodily injury, has taken a deal resulting in three years of probation for an attack at a Berkeley … Continue reading

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Free Valentino Dixon

USA – -(Ammoland.com)- “If it wasn’t for my artwork and God, there’s no way we’d be having this conversation right now.” I’m in Colorado on a three-way phone call with Valentino Dixon, inmate No. 91B1615 at New York’s Wende Correctional … Continue reading

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“Hey Dawg, there’s two brake pedals!”

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WKRN) – Two teenagers were arrested after attempting to carjack two vehicles in the Green Hills area Tuesday evening. MORE

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Even I know not to piss off a judge

CLEVELAND– It was an unusual sight in Cuyahoga County Common Pleas Court on Tuesday. Franklyn Williams, 32, is accused of three armed robberies in Richmond Heights and Euclid. During his sentencing hearing, Williams would not stop talking, despite more than … Continue reading

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Why, that poor misunderstood young man…

NEW ORLEANS — “He’s being characterized as a gang member, a killer. I feel like it’s a slap in the face … like he got what he deserved.” The brother of the man who was targeted in a shooting on … Continue reading

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HAHAHAHA!!!

SEATTLE – An African-American woman says Puget Sound Energy emailed her a racial slur to use as the temporary password to her online account. Erica Conway believes the insult was deliberate and wants the company to get to the bottom … Continue reading

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When the punishment fits the crime

PAINESVILLE, Ohio (AP) — A judge known for unique sentences has ordered a man who knocked over a port-a-potty to clean manure out of animal pens at a county fairgrounds in Ohio. MORE

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Only in Alaska – Bear attacks Cobra

Tom Cotter is remarkably laid-back for a man whose nearly million-dollar sports car was just roughed up by a bear in Girdwood. Cotter, a well-known automotive author from Davidson, North Carolina, traveled to Alaska earlier this month with three other … Continue reading

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Cockblocking like a boss

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Cool story

I figure the statute of limitations is up on this story, so while I’ve told it verbally a number of times, for the first time ever, I’ll commit it to pixels….. Back in the day, I was an Air Force … Continue reading

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