Category Archives: You can’t make this shit up

So much for The Noble Redskin

I used to, on some level, accept the popular notion that Native Americans were more spiritual and in tune with nature than European Americans, and that it was European Americans who brought war, sexism, and environmental degradation to an otherwise … Continue reading

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From rags to riches

Hours after he was born in 1989, Freddie Figgers was set down next to a dumpster in a rural area of Florida’s panhandle. A passerby found him alone and in distress, and called police. The infant was hospitalized with minor … Continue reading

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I spy with my little eye…..

A couple in Georgia said they were terrified recently when a stranger hacked into their Ring security camera set up in their bedroom. The couple, who asked not to be identified, said they’d bought and installed a camera three weeks … Continue reading

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I bet David Hogg is throwing a bitch fit

Time magazine has chosen Greta Thunberg, a Swedish climate crisis activist, as person of the year. Each year, the magazine features the most influential person, group, movement or idea of the previous 12 months. Last year, it was “The Guardians,” … Continue reading

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Should’ve went to Denny’s like all the other drunks

KENNEWICK, Wash. (KCPQ) – Police arrested a woman on suspicion of DUI after she got her RV stuck in a Washington state Taco Bell drive-thru. According to the Kennewick Police Department, the woman drove the wrong way into the fast-food … Continue reading

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They ain’t tripping, their homes are heated with electricity

HOOKSETT, N.H. — Several climate activists protesting coal power attempted to block a train shipment Sunday. A small group with the No Coal No Gas Campaign protested on the railroad tracks that extend over the Merrimack River off Riverside Street. … Continue reading

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Sure, uh-huh, you bet

Hillary Clinton insisted at the top of her voice on Wednesday that she is a heterosexual woman who has ‘never even been tempted’ to have a lesbian relationship. The former secretary of State and two-time presidential candidate has been haunted … Continue reading

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When you love gardens but hate weeding

The Alnwick Garden is one of north England’s most beautiful attractions, where acres of colorful plants invite visitors to wander through rows of fragrant roses, manicured topiaries and cascading fountains. But within Alnwick’s boundaries, kept behind black iron gates, is … Continue reading

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Oooh, titties!!!

An officer with the Los Angeles Police Department is under investigation after his body camera allegedly caught him fondling the body of a dead woman. The officer and his partner were responding to a call about a possible dead body … Continue reading

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Keeping it in the family

HOLTON, Kan. — Two Kansas brothers face charges after being arrested on the same day for apparently unrelated vehicle thefts. The Topeka Capital-Journal reported that both 36-year-old Eric Dean McCracken and 32-year-old Keith Ray McCracken were arrested early Friday. Both … Continue reading

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Greta fails again

The teenage guru of environmental alarmists around the world does not fly due to the carbon emissions produced by air travel. Instead of flying to Madrid, Spain to attend the 2019 United Nations Climate Change Conference (COP 25), Greta Thunberg … Continue reading

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NSFD (Not Safe For Daycare)

If you’ve ever ordered something online, you’ve probably had the experience of something with your order being screwed up. While this is usually nothing more than a pain in the ass, one mom was equal parts shocked and amused to … Continue reading

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How the Army is revolutionizing squad firepower

In recent years, soldiers have seen a flurry of upgrades and new weapons, ammunition and optics added to their arsenal at a rate that outpaces previous decades of development in these areas. Soldiers into their second enlistment today have a … Continue reading

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My kind of guy

There is a long-standing adage in combat arms branches that says “you haven’t had a full career until you’ve gotten an Article 15.” Well, this Vietnam War veteran had his share non-judicial punishments (authorized by Article 15 of UCMJ), racked … Continue reading

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The View From Olympus: A Big Win for 4GW

A recent event in Culiacan, Mexico should have drawn a lot of attention but didn’t: a Fourth Generation entity, the Sinaloa Cartel, took on the Mexican state and beat it, not just strategically but tactically. It did so by demonstrating … Continue reading

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I feel your pain

(Meredith) — A Georgia pastor spent hours waiting for his wife to wrap up her shopping trip at Target, and then he got creative. Jeremy Tuck stood in the parking lot of the Atlanta-area Target while holding a sign that … Continue reading

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PsychoChicks – we’ve all had ’em

A 54-year-old Long Island woman has been indicted for allegedly beating a man to death with a cooking appliance in his own home, then setting the house on fire to try to cover up the crime, prosecutors say. MORE

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GOP Lawmaker Pulls Off ‘Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself’ Meme During Impeachment Hearing

The “Epstein didn’t kill himself” meme is showing up everywhere. And on Wednesday, it even popped up at the impeachment inquiry into President Trump. Rep. Paul Gosar (R-AZ) worked the “Epstein didn’t kill himself” by putting out a series of … Continue reading

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At least somebody’s gonna get an insurance payout

MAGNOLIA, Texas (KTRK) — A Magnolia woman suddenly found out that she didn’t have insurance or a bank account. Sherry Ellis wasn’t hacked. She was listed as deceased. MORE -Abby

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She must’ve been looking for Moochelle

The woman who allegedly trespassed three days in a row at the CIA headquarters and requested “to speak with Agent Penis” recently showed up at the home of former President Barack Obama, according to a federal judge in Alexandria, Virginia. MORE –MadMarlin

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