Category Archives: You can’t make this shit up

They’ve got some nerve being in a Memorial Day parade

For not being a political candidate, Hillary Clinton sure is keeping up a campaign-like schedule. Bill and Hillary are once again marching in the New Castle-Chappaqua, New York Memorial Day parade, according to Twitter users in attendance. MORE

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Just in time for breakfast

Shit on a Shingle might not sound dinner-appropriate, but it’s definitely breakfast-appropriate. The unofficial term—abbreviated as “S.O.S.”—became popular slang among American soldiers during World War II. It refers to “cream chipped beef on toast,” a dish that’s been featured in … Continue reading

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But did he get a Happy Ending?

An Oregon father who reported a home robbery in March admitted Monday he made it up to hide that he’d paid $700 for an erotic massage with his daughter’s Girl Scout cookie earnings, prosecutors said. MORE -Denise

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Sankt Göransporten Arrow Slit

The medieval wall surrounding the Gotland town of Visby comes with a twist: The parts facing the sea are lower and thinner than those facing the countryside. Look closely at the Sankt Göransporten (Saint George Gate) arrow slit, and you’ll … Continue reading

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Mother of the Year

The 14-year-old boy accused of a double shooting last week at the Argyle Red Line station wound up staying in jail all Mother’s Day weekend despite a judges’ order Friday that allowed him to be released into the custody of … Continue reading

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Holy Austin Rock Houses

These houses built into the sandstone rock at Kinver were the last occupied troglodyte dwellings in England. The tiered homes were occupied for more than 200 years. At their height, it’s likely that as many as 11 families occupied the … Continue reading

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Here’s How To Review All The Recordings Alexa Has Of You

Guess who wrote the following text: When Alexa runs your home, Amazon tracks you in more ways than you might want Would you let a stranger eavesdrop in your home and keep the recordings? For most people, the answer is, … Continue reading

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“But it looked so cuddly!”

This is the alarming moment a girl was attacked by a ice bear once jumping into its zoo enclosure. The 32-year-old leaped over bars at Berlin zoological garden throughout the bears’ feeding time yesterday. Despite six zookeepers’ efforts to distract … Continue reading

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Right on

A mother breastfeeding in public allegedly ‘squirted her boob’ at a woman who told her to move somewhere private. The incident is said to have happened in a park in Dartford, Kent this week and was later reported on a … Continue reading

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‘Bird’ hunting

Every afternoon around 4 p.m., when school lets out, Brandon, an 18-year-old high-school senior in Los Angeles who asked to be referred to only by his first name, goes “Bird hunting.” He heads for his minivan and, on the drive … Continue reading

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The Prosthetic Iron Hand of a 16th-Century Knight

FIERCE GERMAN MERCENARY KNIGHT GÖTZ VON Berlichingen loved a good feud. As a soldier for hire in the early 1500s, he and his rogue crew of rabble-rousers fought on behalf of whichever Bavarian dukes and barons had the biggest beefs … Continue reading

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8th Place: A High School Girl’s Life After Transgender Students Join Her Sport

When two high school athletes who were born male but identify as female took first and second place at Connecticut’s girls indoor track championship this year, it wasn’t just a local news story. To some, it was a story of … Continue reading

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Joe Biden for President 2020

Somebody took the time to make a parody Biden 2020 website and it ain’t half bad. https://joebiden.info/ -Rurik

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Damn, talk about a trainwreck

The organizer of the Portland “Womens March” organization has been indicted on a total of five counts of theft. The trans activist is a repeat felon with a long record. * But the story takes a bizarre twist as we … Continue reading

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82 L-O-N-G years…

A North Carolina couple recently celebrated three big milestones: their two birthdays — and 82 years of a marriage. On Sunday, D.W. Williams, 103, and Willie Williams, 100, were fêted at a party hosted by both their daughter and granddaughter … Continue reading

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Sounds like a fun game – except for the horse part

Head to an Icelandic horse show, and you’ll likely see riders zooming along the track looking as though they’ve just dashed away from a bar. The beer tölt is a fun, quirky equestrian game. Riders saddle up their trusty Icelandic … Continue reading

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Karma

CYPRESS, Texas (CBS Local) — A motorcyclist who lost control and crashed after allegedly flipping off a driver on a Texas highway is in critical condition, deputies said. A woman and her child were in a Chevy Suburban making a … Continue reading

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Escape From New York 2021

In the movie Escape From New York, the island of Manhattan was walled off and mined. For its fortieth anniversary, New York City will try to recreate its plot by walling off parts of Manhattan with toll booths. The walls … Continue reading

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The real reasons why New Yorkers are fleeing the city

True story: My wife and I both are former residents of New York City, and on a recent business trip there she was taking a nostalgic walk through the Upper West Side on a lovely fall day, talking to me … Continue reading

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God Bless Kentucky

WILLIAMSTOWN, KY (FOX19) – A northern Kentucky barbecue food truck is getting a lot of heat after advertising its T-shirts on social media. The owner of Belle’s Smoking BBQ took a play on the acronym LGBTQ and changed it to … Continue reading

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