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French Kissed by the Guillotine

With its ten-foot-tall wooden frame, a gaping hole to secure one’s neck, and an angled blade gleaming under the sun like an iron fang, the guillotine is probably one of the most dramatic-looking apparatuses of death. Still considered a macabre … Continue reading

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Well, he was afraid he’d miss lunch

An inmate of the Public Safety Center was released on Monday, Feb. 18 but didn’t stay out of trouble for long. Free for a few minutes, Francisco Vizcaino, 28, of Ceres, was found taking things from a car parked in … Continue reading

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Why, that’s just good business sense

(Meredith) — A 64-year-old Texas man mapped out a plan to spend his “golden” years at a popular hotel chain instead of a nursing home. “No nursing home for us. We’ll be checking into a Holiday Inn!” Terry Robison wrote … Continue reading

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Man swindles Alabama town out of millions

OPELIKA, Ala. — Looking back, there are so many reasons Kyle Sandler was able to separate so many people from so much of their money. Sandler rolled into this old railroad crossroads at a time when Opelika — and nearly … Continue reading

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Gavin Newsom’s keeping it all in the family

Gavin Newsom will be the first Democrat in more than a century to succeed another Democrat as governor and the succession also marks a big generational transition in California politics. A long-dominant geriatric quartet from the San Francisco Bay Area … Continue reading

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Wishing for the good ol’ days

BOSTON (AP) — Locked up for life after 16 years on the run, murderous Boston gang boss James “Whitey” Bulger couldn’t stand how much the world around him had changed. Prison was nothing like his days at Alcatraz, with its … Continue reading

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Some people you just don’t want to fuck with

A 79-year-old Jackson County, Georgia, used a 911 call to report a home invasion then fired a round and called the alleged intruder a “punk” while talking to the dispatcher. The incident occurred in Commerce, Georgia, on February 12 but … Continue reading

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Dreaming of Snakes: Appalachian Superstitions

Snakes have long been a subject of intrigue, fear, and mysticism in the mountains of Appalachia. Perhaps this is due to the Genesis story which speaks of the cursed serpent in the Garden of Eden, or maybe it is thanks … Continue reading

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A Tale of Contradictions

Be sure to check out the dates on these articles. They’re just days apart. California politicians want investigations of high gas prices Only in California. Progressive policies in California have forced drivers to pay some of the highest gas prices … Continue reading

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Kudzu: The Vine That Ate the South

In celebration of the United State’s 100th birthday, a Centennial World Exposition was held in Philadelphia and nations from around the globe were invited to showcase various items of cultural, agricultural and technological significance. Japanese officials brought with them an … Continue reading

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Too lazy to work, too stupid to steal

The cop cars got to the scene of a home break-in at about the same time as a homeless man’s Lyft getaway car, police said, according to NJ.com And when 28-year-old Nicholas Maziot jumped from a second-floor window to escape … Continue reading

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Fucked around and found out

A man suspected of stealing cellphones from a Charlotte business nearly died after he was caught by employees, who beat him within inches of his life, according to tweet from police. Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police said the incident occurred last Thursday evening … Continue reading

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In the Spirit of Nathan Bedford Forrest…

Goodloe Sutton — who is the publisher of the Democrat-Reporter newspaper in Linden, Alabama — confirmed to the Montgomery Advertiser on Monday that he authored the Feb. 14 editorial calling for the return of a white supremacist hate group. “If … Continue reading

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Democrats Hate ICE So Much, They’re Protecting Illegals Caught Trying To Buy Guns

The Democratic Party has long had their sights set on undermining the Second Amendment-protected right of law-abiding citizens to keep and bear arms, and have supported a plethora of proposals that would limit or even prohibit that right to certain … Continue reading

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Soup Beans: A True Mountain Meal

They say that the sense of smell is the strongest sensory memory and though I often struggle to remember the distinct sights and sounds of my childhood, the very moment my nose is confronted with an aroma from my past, … Continue reading

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Well, shit…

Police say a man who had just robbed a bank in Maine ran across four lanes of traffic and a restaurant parking lot before slipping on ice and dropping his gun and the money in front of a state police … Continue reading

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Whoops, my bad

The Washington Post has an amusing story about phone scammer Keniel A. Thomas, who made the mistake of calling William H. Webster. Thomas told 90-year-old Webster that he had won $72 million and a new Mercedes Benz in the Mega … Continue reading

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City life

Almost everyone that goes out to visit one of our major cities on the west coast has a similar reaction. Those that must live among the escalating decay are often numb to it, but most of those that are just … Continue reading

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Yet he would’ve been allowed to vote without it

Want to turn yourself in on a murder warrant in New Orleans? Be sure to bring proper ID. A man wanted in the fatal shooting of a New Orleans East gas station clerk spent nearly an hour Wednesday pleading with … Continue reading

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Right on

Aaron Lewis, the former lead singer for the rock group Staind, performed at a solo show Saturday in South Texas, and some people think he stuck his boot in his mouth. MORE

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