Why you don’t fuck with somebody nicknamed Champ

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Kids Today

In a simpler time, children’s misdeeds and psychotic outbursts (A frothing temper tantrum involving heel pounding and floor revolving on being denied a pack of gum was observed recently at a local supermarket.) were controlled simply by referencing the “father” who would “get home soon.” No longer. There is often no father that will get home any time in the next decade. Even when a father is home he is often inhibited in his impulse to renovate the insane child by the knowledge that the child knows how to dial 911. And that the police will respond. With handcuffs and guns.

In making sure that the state guardians of children always respond to 911 calls with weapons, we have given the whip-hand to the nuts in our homes. It is as if an asylum provided an armed bodyguard to every sociopath admitted, and gave that bodyguard permission to shoot the doctors if they even looked cross-eyed at the sociopath currently drawing with an indelible Sharpie on the living room walls. Today the afflicted can look cross-eyed, stick out their tongues, and flip off the doctors as long as they have 911 on the speed dial of the cellular phones the doctors bought for them.

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Said no college ever…..

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Buff Orpington chickens

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When Daddy’s a Mexican drug lord…..

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So much for that wedding night


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And in the Police State of New Jersey…..

New Jersey will consider allowing law enforcement officials to access the state’s prescription drug monitoring database without a court order.
The legislation, which was introduced Tuesday, is meant to combat the opioid crisis, but brings up questions of patient rights to privacy versus the government’s ability to investigate so-called doctor shopping.

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The four worst sanctuary cities

In a broadside on sanctuary cities that harbor criminal illegal immigrants, the acting head of Immigration and Customs Enforcement called them “un-American” and cited the worst: Chicago, New York City, San Francisco, and Philadelphia.

“Sanctuary cities, in my opinion, are un-American,” said Thomas D. Homan in an interview with Secrets.

By harboring criminal illegal immigrants, the jurisdictions are boosting crime, he said.

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Nah, I don’t miss California drivers

FRESNO, Calif. (KFSN) — An 18-year-old Stockton woman is in jail accused of driving under the influence during a deadly crash Friday. The live Instagram recording shows Obdulia Sanchez next to a dead crash victim.

Authorities say a 14-year-old died in the crash and, in the video, she references the victim as her sister. The CHP says two minors were in the back seat were not wearing seatbelts.

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Switzerland ain’t Texas

A chainsaw maniac who injured at least five people in Switzerland this morning targeted a health insurance firm before fleeing, police said.

He stormed into the offices of the CSS-Krankenkasse in the town of Schaffhausen, injuring two employees before taking his attack onto the street.


All I have to say is you gotta be pretty damned slow to get attacked by somebody wielding a chainsaw. They’re fairly heavy, awkward and noisy enough that you’ve got plenty of time to un-ass the area.

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How A North Carolina Turf War Led To Myrtle Beach’s June Shooting

MONTGOMERY COUNTY, N.C. – Tammy Dunn was vacationing on the Grand Strand on June 18 when a mass shooting erupted on Ocean Boulevard. She didn’t know it then, but the shooting that rocked Myrtle Beach was about to shake her hometown, too.

“When they called and told me they were from Mount Gilead, I said, ‘Oh, good God,’ ” said Dunn, who serves as president of the North Carolina Press Association and publisher of the Montgomery Herald.

Seven people were injured in the shooting. Six were sent to the hospital. More than 4 million people saw it all happen on a Facebook Live video that went viral.

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I bet he’s ‘exhausted’. Get it? Exhaust-ed? Never mind.

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We po’ white trash, that’s why

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Fucking Mondays…..

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I’m guilty as charged, your honor

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She obviously began her career at an inner city school

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The truth about pigs

Reputation: Pigs sleep and root in faeces. Pigs sweat like pigs. Pigs are filthy animals. Pigs are pink. Male pigs can orgasm for half an hour.

Reality: These stereotypes are best explained by poor husbandry. In the wild, boars don’t sleep and root in poo, they eat plants. They do wallow in mud but only because it’s a good way to keep cool. Domesticated pigs are often pink, but only because we made them that way. Male pigs can ejaculate for minutes at a time.


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Anatomy of a lynching


At Three o’Clock Two Hundred Determined Men
Overpowered Jail Guards, Took Doomed Men From Cells and
Strung Them to Rafters in Old Stable.
Work Done Thoroughly and in Order –
Little Resistance is Made

Ada, Ok., April 19 – With the lynching this morning about three o’clock at this place of Jim Miller, Jesse West, Joe Allen and D.B. Burrell, charged with the murder of Gus Bobbitt, ended what was for years one of the bloodiest band of murderers in the state of Oklahoma and an organization of professional assassins, that for a record of blood crimes, probably has no equal in the annals of criminal history in the entire southwest.

The citizens of Ada were horrified but not in the least surprised this morning on arising to find in an old abandoned livery barn back of the jail the cold and dangling bodies of the four men, hanging from the rafters. When the details of the quadruple lynching became known the entire town was in a furor of excitement and for a time it was believed that violence to other persons would be done, so frenzied had the crowd become, however the work of the lynchers had been so thorough and so systematic and so little fuss had been made that there was little left to do but to notify the relatives of the victims to come and get the bodies.


Killin’ Jim Miller (aka Deacon Jim) was one of the most notorious killers in the Old West. Apparently the good people of Ada Oklahoma got tired of his shit.

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Will California Ever Thrive Again?

There was more of the same old, same old California news recently. Some 62% of state roads have been rated poor or mediocre. There were more predictions of huge cost overruns and yearly losses on high-speed rail — before the first mile of track has been laid. One-third of Bay Area residents were polled as hoping to leave the area soon.

Such pessimism is daily fare, and for good reason.

The basket of California state taxes — sales, income and gasoline — rates among the highest in the U.S. Yet California roads and K-12 education rank near the bottom.

After years of drought, California has not built a single new reservoir. Instead, scarce fresh aqueduct water is still being diverted to sea. Thousands of rural central California homes, in Dust Bowl fashion, have been abandoned due to a sinking aquifer and dry wells.

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Ya think?

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