“Yo man, you can’t be touchin’ him there!!!”

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Now that was a quick freeze

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Where’s the vodka?

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Why don’t they march in Mexico?

LOS ANGELES – Some of the relatives of the 43 students who disappeared last September in Mexico are expected at a march in Los Angeles to bring attention to their cause.
The march is scheduled to begin at the Olvera Street plaza and end at the Mexican consulate on Sunday.
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Nice bass

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“Check it out. I helped. Give me a treat. Now.”

DSCN0372CharlieGodammit after dragging my dirty laundry out a few years ago. I have no idea who he’s looking at, maybe the PyschoChick. No, I think she was before Charlie. Maybe Miss Lisa.
You can see the remnants of 3 rawhide bones in the floor. He eats the knobs first and then unravels the middles and saves them for later sometimes. I’ve run over about a million of them with the weedmower in the backyard.

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It’s true, I am, bitch.

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When you really really want to make a statement

A 40-year-old Sonoma man was arrested Saturday on suspicion of murder, after a Cazadero man’s body was found stuffed into a 55-gallon plastic barrel that was discarded near Sonoma City Hall late Friday night.

The Sheriff’s Office on Saturday afternoon identified the victim as Ronald Gordon Sauvageau, 64, following notification of his family.

Sheriff’s Sgt. Cecile Focha said the Sonoma Police Department received a call at 11:48 p.m. Friday from a person who reported an illegal dumping in front of City Hall 15 minutes earlier. Investigators discovered a large plastic barrel covered with blue tarp, and dried blood on the outside of the barrel. They removed the tarp found a man’s body inside.
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But then again, maybe he just couldn’t find anyplace else to dump it. I know for a fact there’s a severe shortage of abandoned mineshafts in Sonoma County, unlike the Mother Lode where you can’t hardly wander 100 yards without being in danger of falling in some fucking hole.

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Your papers, Senor.

Law enforcement agencies struggling to fill their ranks or connect with their increasingly diverse populations are turning to immigrants to fill the gap.

Most agencies in the country require officers or deputies to be U.S. citizens, but some are allowing immigrants who are legally in the country to wear the badge. From Hawaii to Vermont, agencies are allowing green-card holders and legal immigrants with work permits to join their ranks.

At a time when 25,000 non-U.S. citizens are serving in the U.S. military, some feel it’s time for more police and sheriff departments to do the same. That’s why the Nashville Police Department is joining other departments to push the state legislature to change a law that bars non-citizens from becoming law enforcement officers.
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No, the mexican police aren’t known for being corrupt. No no, not them.
How long’s it going to be before they quit requiring documents altogether in the name of (gag, I can barely force myself to type it) diversity? My attorney is pissed as hell that they allow illegal aliens to practice law. That’s right, he was ranting, people that have broken the law to get here can now practice law. I pointed out to Anthony that just proves all lawyers are crooks anyways – that shut him up momentarily.

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Watch your fucking mouth

As Tyrone Lyles lay dying from a gunshot wound on an East Oakland street in 2007, he let out a few last words that would ultimately help authorities convict his killer.

“Why you done me like that, Ar?” he pleaded. “Ar, why you do me like that, dude?”

The exchange, which was used in court, was recorded by ShotSpotter, a gunshot detection system that has been installed in over 90 cities across the country. By placing a series of microphones around high-crime neighborhoods, the system is able to pinpoint the location of where a gunshot took place with surprising accuracy, leading to faster response times from police.
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It just ain’t NYC, either. Stockton and Oakland both have them.

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Angel goes car shopping

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Fucking racists, I swear…..

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Fucking showoff

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“TOLD YOU MINE WERE BIGGER!!!”

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Bet you don’t do that again

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I don’t even wanna know…

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CharlieGodammit – The Early Years

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Luckily for me, Charlie had outgrown the chewing stage by the time I got him. It might have something to do with the fact that I buy rawhide bones in bulk when I can. If it ain’t at least a 10 pack, I ain’t fucking with it. I figure better a rawhide bone than my boots. Or a holster. I’d shoot the motherfucker if he gnawed up one of my leather holsters.
He can completely annihilate a large rawhide bone in about an hour and a half but MamaJude sent him one for Christmas 3-4 years ago that flat out intimidated him.

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It took him a few days to work through that one.

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Raaaacist!!!

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Practice makes perfect

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In a nutshell

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