Monthly Archives: August 2014

Jerry Miculek

I love this guy. He is unarguably the best handgun shot alive today. Watch him bust a balloon at 1000 (that’s right, one THOUSAND yards) with a revolver. Man, I wish I had his muscle and trigger control.

Posted in Guns, Videos | 30 Comments

To Serve…..

Posted in To Protect and Serve, Videos | 20 Comments

If this doesn’t ruin a blow job for you, nothing will.

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Reminds me of my old friend Freddie the Firebug. Seriously.

Freddie the Firebug set fire to his Mom’s house just to watch it burn.

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This dog ain’t got shit on Legal Lucy

I swear, Legal Lucy is the happiest dog I’ve ever seen. Her tail never stops moving unless we head to the shower for our ‘special time’.

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I bet he drinks free everywhere he goes

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Gotta be California (again)

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Meanwhile, at Wirecutter’s place….

Abby tagged me with this on FB

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Hooker or marriage?

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Fucking crybaby

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Whew. That was close.

A man was on the water for his weekly fishing trip. He began his day with an 8 pound bass on the first cast and a 7 pound on the second. On the third cast he had just caught his … Continue reading

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This shit is getting old already

All day today I had mexicans coming up and asking “Jesu Christo, weel ju please forgive me of my sins?” My answer every time: “Go to hell.”

Posted in True Stories, Wirecutter, WTF? | 13 Comments

The New Improved Wirecutter

I decided to dump the wore-out old man look and go with ruggedly handsome. My fucking beard got so long it was starting to dread up and shit. Then I found a grasshopper in it. Then CharlieGodammit decided it was … Continue reading

Posted in Wirecutter | 51 Comments

HEY! Stay the fuck away from my S’mores!

The U.S. Forest Service on Friday published a nearly 700-word article on how to safely roast marshmallows, all in preparation for Saturday, which is National Roasted Marshmallow Day. As one might expect, the article is riddled with safety tips that … Continue reading

Posted in Fuck the feds | 8 Comments

Yet the fucking feds are doing nothing to close the border

For those of us who’ve been raising alarms about both the jihadist threat and the national-security vulnerability created by the Obama administration’s non-enforcement of the immigration laws, this is not a surprise — particularly less than two weeks before September … Continue reading

Posted in Fuck the feds, Illegals | 9 Comments

Border Patrol shoots at militia member on mexican border

BROWNSVILLE, Texas (AP) — The Border Patrol says an agent shot at someone near the Texas-Mexico border who later identified himself as a militia member. Border Patrol spokesman Omar Zamora said that agents pursuing a group of immigrants east of … Continue reading

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And this surprises who???

Several news organizations have reported Friday night that the Connecticut State Police have been put on alert for a possible threat to President Barack Obama. Check back for details as they become available.

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Probably got tired of folks laughing at her ugly ass

NEW YORK — Chelsea Clinton said Friday she is quitting her job as a reporter at NBC News, citing increased work at the Clinton Foundation and the imminent birth of her first child. Bill and Hillary Rodham Clinton’s daughter had … Continue reading

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Quality work there, partner.

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Can’t afford new pants or socks

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