Not in the mood to be fucked with

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21 Responses to Not in the mood to be fucked with

  1. D'Narius says:

    Hey Mr Motorcyclist,

    Want to meet my leetle frenn and his 8 cousins?

    • DocV says:

      Was thinking the same thing. I would have backed up too, but if he kept coming…

    • rayvet says:

      Don’t even need to go down that road. Put it in drive and plow the mother fucker over. Scooter, ax and all.

      • Aesop says:

        ^That, right there.
        Bring an axe to a bumper fight, mofo.
        Let’s see if your Levis are as tough as the fender of my car, and how tough that axe looks when your bike is in 3000 pieces, and half of them are embedded in your ass.

        When confronted by a man clearly too altered or distracted to notice the light had changed some time beforehand, and then coming at me while wielding an axe, I was in reasonable fear of great bodily harm, officer, that’s why after I ran his ass over and dragged him a couple of hundred yards, I came straight to the police station to give you a copy of the dashcam video of his assault with a deadly weapon. I assume you’ll be charging him after he gets out of surgery?”

        If the recorder had simply gotten out and shot his ass on the spot, it’d be a no-bill self-defense.

    • John Deaux says:

      Bring it bitch
      I have as much right to be there as you do.
      Fucking assholes who cut you off , turn in front of motorcycles or ride your fender deserve an ass whipping.
      I’ve lost close friends by dumbasses who think they own the fucking road
      Oh and I’ve busted a few windows, broken outside mirrors and fixed their door so it’s not so pretty anymore when assholes pull that shit hide in the car.
      Fucking Asshole

      • rayvet says:

        As a bike rider myself I find way more dickhead bike riders than car riders. Douchebags on their crotch rockets passing me going up and down mountain passes give bike riders a bad name. This ass wipe sat through a green light, probably stroking his ax like it was some penis or something. The car driver had every right, as soon as the ax came out, to run the MF’er over and not even look back. And BTW, I do own the road.

      • Arc says:

        Well, good thing I put put around in a hand-me-down beater car. :/

        Not to mention that kind of behavior will inevitably catch up to you.

        Rigs that want to go 80mph+ with a full trailer of gravel are the real problem.

        • John Deaux says:

          I’ve been riding the hiways for or over 40 years, I have seen more than my share of idiotic drivers. Truck drivers pulling a loose load suck as gravel or sand is a bitch to be caught behind but the most dumbass sons of bitches are assholes in cars, and the occasional pick up, who think they own the road. They are on the damn phone while riding your rear fender or making left turns right in front of you, they don’t give a shit about anyone or anything else.
          I lost a good brother to a bitch who couldn’t be bothered to look before making a left turn 6 months ago, T bone into her passenger side door, he died on impact and his ol lady was in intensive care for 3 months, car driver on the phone.
          A couple years ago an asshole jumped into traffic without bothering to check barely missed killing my son who was 2 bike lengths behind me. I’m not going to get into what happened to that idiot but I promise you he looks really hard now.
          I’m not saying all motorcyclist are right, I don’t like some of the crotch rocket riders I come across either but I still give them the same space I would for anyone else.

  2. Winston Smith says:

    Shoulda ran the little fuck over. Truck/car trumps ax wielded by flesh every time.
    When the light changes, GET THE FUCK A MOVE ON OR PARK IT.

  3. Lord of the Fleas says:

    ‘Course, he coulda floored it when Mr Axeman turned back toward his bike …

  4. paulb says:

    Not sure what I would do but back up is not in my nature. But the guy does look to have the losing side of the argument. Would need to see some more video to know if axe guy was justified.

  5. Bill Walmner says:

    Mr. Motorcyclist is lucky he didn’t get himself shot, or run over.

  6. Bob M says:

    Oh my…

    Had that been my carcam, Mr. axe swinger would be breathing his last breath.

  7. livermoron says:

    that looks to be Germany. No right to self-defense there.

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    • Aesop says:

      You’ve obviously never been on the autobahn: the home of driving offensively.
      In Germany, they’d have panzer-trashed him and his ride the minute he came off the bike.
      In former East Germany, they’d have backed up over him a couple times, then gotten out and beat down what was left, and then used the axe on the remnants of the bike, before driving off.

  8. maxx says:

    You really shouldn’t bring an axe to a gunfight

    quite a bit of stupid there.

  9. California southpaw says:

    Instant hood ornament.

  10. JC says:

    Exactly D.

  11. Terry says:

    I thought of the Snowman fight in Smoky and the Bandit

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