“BREAK IT UP, GRANDMA, BREAK IT UP!!!”

So as rad and hilarious as a nursing home fight sounds — very, if you were wondering — it really shouldn’t be any more surprising than a fight at a school or a bar. When there are people somewhere there’s a decent chance they’ll be pissing each other off.

Either way the mental image of two old Canadian women, aged 79 and 86, coming to blows over BINGO seating, and that fight being so intense that it sucked in the rest of the nursing home, turning activity night into a full-blown brawl, is truly fantastic to behold. There must have been walkers, canes, wigs, and dentures flying everywhere.
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4 Responses to “BREAK IT UP, GRANDMA, BREAK IT UP!!!”

  1. Rick says:

    Do not eff with old people.

    Some of the stories my 83 yr old mother tells leaves me breathless, When I laugh because of the mental picture of hunched blue-haired ladies fighting, mother scowls a stern rebuke; it’s not funny!

    Every one of them have been through a lot in their lives so they had learn to be bold and courageous. But some can carry a grudge for eternity. And petty. Let me tell you about petty, as petty as a three year old.

    As sweet and wise and helpful as the day is long, but do not ever cross one. Never.

  2. Riverwood says:

    Never fck with old people, we have nothing to lose and have a very low tolerance for Bullsht

  3. WestcoastDeplorable says:

    Seating at Bingo is a real thing. I lived in a “retirement community” that offered Bingo every Friday night. As I recall there was more than one old B who threw a hissy if you sat in “her” lucky seat.

  4. Howard says:

    I have a cousin in his low 60s that due to a stroke lives in an assisted living facility. His brain is still good, but the highlight of his day is beating a little old lady to the dining room to claim “his” spot. It is really rather depressing.

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