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DC mayor: All shoppers at grocery stores must wear masks

Posted on 04/10/2020 by Wirecutter

Washington, D.C., Mayor Muriel Bowser (D) is directing all grocery stores and food markets in the city to require customers to wear face masks before entering. The order, which Bowser released on Twitter Wednesday night and discussed during a news … Continue reading →

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Florida Man lands in Hawaii

Posted on 04/10/2020 by Wirecutter

HONOLULU — A mayor in Hawaii is calling a Florida man accused of trying to flout Hawaii’s traveler quarantine a “covidiot.” Kauai Mayor Derek Kawakami isn’t taking credit for coining the word borne from the COVID-19 pandemic, but said he … Continue reading →

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Shit’s getting serious now

Posted on 04/10/2020 by Wirecutter

Hooters of America LLC has eliminated 416 jobs at 14 corporate-owned North Carolina restaurants in response to the COVID-19 pandemic. MORE -Kent

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What’s next, making you stay in bed?

Posted on 04/10/2020 by Wirecutter

LANSING — After Friday, Michigan residents will no longer be able to jump in the car — or cross the street — to visit friends and relatives inside the state, or to go to the cottage Up North, with limited … Continue reading →

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Friday gifdump

Posted on 04/10/2020 by Wirecutter

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Zero fucks given

Posted on 04/10/2020 by Wirecutter

Malia Obama has not called off her supposed engagement with her boyfriend Rory Farquharson despite claims made by Globe magazine. Several wrong rumours about the oldest daughter of Barack and Michelle Obama have surfaced, including rumours about an engagement. A … Continue reading →

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Chicago Mayor Lightfoot: Curfew On Liquor Sales Starts Thursday

Posted on 04/10/2020 by Wirecutter

CHICAGO (CBS) — After Tuesday night’s violence that left seven people dead and 14 injured, and the inability for some to follow the stay at home order, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot has placed a 9:00 p.m. liquor purchasing curfew starting … Continue reading →

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Who?

Posted on 04/10/2020 by Wirecutter

West Philadelphia native and rapper Chynna Rogers has died at 25, E! News confirmed. In a statement to E! News, Rogers’ family said, “Chynna was deeply loved and will be sorely missed.” Her cause of death is currently unknown. MORE

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Your Friday Morning Florida Report

Posted on 04/10/2020 by Wirecutter

DeLAND, Fla. – A Florida man who drank a bottle of wine that he was unable to pay for at a Winn-Dixie then fled the store, ran a red light and caused a hit-and-run crash all with an 11-year-old girl … Continue reading →

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Good Morning

Posted on 04/10/2020 by Wirecutter
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When you fuck with the wrong man…..

Posted on 04/10/2020 by Wirecutter

CALAVERAS COUNTY (CBS13) — Deputies say a man who struck a person with his vehicle and drove away was found hours later tied to a telephone pole at the scene of the crime. The incident happened last Friday around 4:30 … Continue reading →

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I didn’t even need to see the sign to know he/she/it was a democrat

Posted on 04/10/2020 by Wirecutter
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JACKPOT!!!

Posted on 04/10/2020 by Wirecutter

As many search for toilet tissue, Lysol wipes and other necessities amid the coronavirus pandemic, one brazen thief targeted a truckload of liquor instead. Atlanta police are searching for a suspect they say stole a “trailer full of Jack Daniels,” … Continue reading →

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Titties will do that, ya know

Posted on 04/10/2020 by Wirecutter
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Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs!!!

Posted on 04/10/2020 by Wirecutter

APRIL 7–A Florida Woman is facing a felony domestic battery charge after allegedly clobbering a man with a can of SpaghettiOs, a blow that left the victim with a large laceration on his head, cops say. According to an arrest … Continue reading →

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Just sayin’

Posted on 04/10/2020 by Wirecutter
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Ed Drew

Posted on 04/10/2020 by Wirecutter

Ed Drew (August 22, 1865 – May 15, 1911) was an Arizona rancher, miner, and lawman in the final years of the Old West. He is most remembered for his family of pioneers and his death during a shootout near … Continue reading →

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I’m sure she’s taken, men

Posted on 04/10/2020 by Wirecutter

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Wanted urgently: People who know a half century-old computer language so states can process unemployment claims

Posted on 04/09/2020 by Wirecutter

On top of ventilators, face masks and health care workers, you can now add COBOL programmers to the list of what several states urgently need as they battle the coronavirus pandemic. In New Jersey, Gov. Phil Murphy has put out … Continue reading →

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Men, tell your wimmens you’re willing to help out

Posted on 04/09/2020 by Wirecutter

It’s no secret that we have always looked for that special skincare elixir that will keep our skin smooth, shiny, and young. I mean I’ll admit it, I have bought some moisturizers and face masks that are way too expensive, … Continue reading →

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