Category Archives: in Modesto

I remember when Modesto used to be conservative

(CNN) — The Northern California city of Modesto on Friday told a group that wanted to hold a straight pride event in two weeks that it cannot use a city park for the event. The city suggested another location and … Continue reading

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I told you there were a lot of dumbasses in Modesto

SACRAMENTO (CBS13) – Stockton and Modesto are ranked as two of the least educated cities in America, while Sacramento ranks in the top 50 of most educated cities. WalletHub released the rankings Monday. The research involved the 150 most educated … Continue reading

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‘Straight Pride’ event planned for Modesto draws protests before permit even issued

The National Straight Pride Coalition expects to hold its first “Stanislaus County Straight Pride” event in Modesto’s Graceada Park next month. Organizers say it will be a “celebration of life” that includes promoting heterosexuality, traditional gender roles and the group’s … Continue reading

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My old hometown to hold a Straight Pride Parade

MODESTO (CBS13) — The city of Modesto is considering awarding a permit for a straight pride march in a local park and residents have mixed reviews on the idea. A flyer circulating on social media posted by the National Straight … Continue reading

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NO!!! Not one of my favorite taco trucks!

Two Bay Area men have been arrested for allegedly crashing a stolen vehicle into a downtown Modesto taco truck and killing two bystanders early Saturday morning. Rodney Quiros, 24, of San Francisco and Antonio Gazo, 22, of Daly City were … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in the shithole I came from…

The armed man in south Modesto who took a boy hostage for several hours first confronted a couple next door, pointing a rifle at the man’s chest. Stanislaus County Sheriff’s deputies later killed the man. Authorities on Friday identified the … Continue reading

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When it rains in Modesto, it floods

Here’s what I remember Modesto being like in the winter when I was a kid: Now here’s South Modesto’s like when it floods:  

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The stupid is STRONG in this one

From the shithole I left behind: MODESTO (AP) – Authorities say a man has suffered third-degree burns over half of his body while trying to melt a plastic jug full of gasoline in a Northern California parking lot. The Modesto … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in Modesto…

Law enforcement officers escaped injury Wednesday night as suspects shot at them during a pursuit in west Modesto. Officers from multiple agencies have engaged in a large search into the early morning hours on Thursday following the incident that began … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in my old hometown…..

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Shot 4 times and still supports Gun Rights

On Feb. 16, two days after the mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High in Florida, a Johansen High School freshman also became a victim of gun violence. About 6:40 p.m. that day at Modesto’s Creekwood Park, three males got … Continue reading

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See? Nobody can stand that shit

MODESTO, CALIF. – A 7-Eleven in California has found a way to keep people from panhandling and loitering outside the store: crank up classical music. Sukhi Sandhu, who owns the franchise in Modesto, said his customers tell him they feel … Continue reading

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To Serve…..

Patricia Mugrauer sued Modesto last year after a police officer entered her home without her permission or a warrant and pushed the frail, disabled senior, causing her to fall and break her hip. She settled her lawsuit last month for … Continue reading

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Brawl at the mall

Will sent me a link via a comment about a brawl at the Vintage Faire mall in Modesto where I used to live. HERE That doesn’t look like Black Friday because there ain’t enough people there and it looks to … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in Modesto…..

The knife-wielding man who was shot by an off-duty correctional officer at Costco on Thursday had been released from Doctors Behavioral Health Center two hours before the shooting, his sister said. Gary Harlan Scott, 61, was suicidal and had spent … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in South Modesto…..

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I was nowhere near the area and I can prove it

The Planned Parenthood Modesto Health Center on McHenry Avenue remains closed as multiple agencies investigate a suspicious fire there early Wednesday. “Currently, investigators have classified it as criminal, based on the type of fire encountered,” said Dustin Bruley, Stanislaus County … Continue reading

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To Serve…..

A woman and her adult son are suing the city of Modesto and Police Chief Galen Carroll, saying police officers broke her hip and threatened her son after entering their Modesto home without a warrant or a good reason. Officers … Continue reading

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NOOOOO!!!!!

Firefighters responded to a possible fire at a longtime Modesto bookseller Monday morning. The incident reported at Yesterday’s Books, located on McHenry Avenue near Standiford Avenue in north Modesto. According to a post on the retailer’s Facebook page, “Currently the … Continue reading

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Observations at the emergency room

When I took Lisa to the hospital the other day, I took her to Doctor’s in Modesto which is the County hospital. The reason I took her there was because Doc’s office is just a rifle shot away and we … Continue reading

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