Category Archives: Wirecutter

I believe Congratulations are in order

Today’s mine and Lisa’s 8th wedding anniversary. And what are our big plans to mark this day? Nothing. Oh, we’ll have dinner together here at the house but that’s about it. Can’t go out, all the restaurants are closed. No … Continue reading

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Truck Report

It was the fuel pump. The shop called day before yesterday and let me know the problem. Tyler at Macon Diesel read me the specs on the fuel pump pressure and told me that the readings on my truck were … Continue reading

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Shit shit shit…

Well, it wasn’t the fuel pump relay or fuel filter that caused my truck to break down Monday before last. How do I know that for sure? Because that sonofabitch is broke down again and sitting at Macon Diesel and … Continue reading

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Thank you

Lisa and I really appreciate the well wishes for my mother-in-law. Her knee replacement surgery went well, and she should be going home tomorrow. Then the physical therapy starts….. She got a pretty good turnout as far as the waiting … Continue reading

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Four years ago today, a judge told Sam Kerodin of III Arms and the III Percent Society to kiss my ass when he issued a decision in my favor after Sammy filed a restraining order and a $10,000 lawsuit against … Continue reading

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Thank you

Thanks to each and every one of you that took a moment to wish me a Happy Birthday yesterday. I was truly humbled when I realized the friends that I have. Thank you.

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Yup, I’m turning 60 today. Woo-hoo….. I think.

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Birthday wishes from Angel

I could shoot my mother for sending Angel this picture.

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The day Mexican food caused me to almost burn my house down before I even moved in

My house had gotten raided by the Stanislaus County Drug Enforcement Unit (SCDEU, pronounced Skiddoo) on Valentine’s Day, 1987. While they didn’t find what they thought they were going to find, they weren’t giving up. I’d see their cars driving … Continue reading

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Man, where did the time go?

My birthday is coming up Sunday. My 60th… Holy shit. I’ve got mixed feelings about it. While I’m glad I made it 60 which is about twice what I figured I’d live given my lifestyle when I was younger, I’m … Continue reading

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When it rains it pours

We just got hit by another storm and it split that pecan tree again – well, not really split it but it finished what Friday night’s storm started. There was one great big heavy branch coming from the trunk that … Continue reading

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How could I forget the anniversary of the best day of my life?

I left the State of California behind 3 years ago today for my new Home State of Tennessee. Three years of pure happiness. Three years of Freedom. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to head to the back of … Continue reading

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A female Wirecutter


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I’ve been that fucked up before

My favorite caption when I post a picture of a drunk is “I’ve been that fucked up before” and folks, I ain’t lying. I was a heavy drinker when I was a youngster and I’ve done some seriously off the … Continue reading

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It’s true, I’m a real catch

I got a proposal of marriage (kinda sorta) the other day. I was in the Walmart parking lot behind a little old lady that stood about 4 feet nothing and she’s just creeping along towards her little SUV which was … Continue reading

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Shades of Crazy Charlie Lafitte

In case you’ve missed the exploits of Crazy Charlie Lafitte you can catch Part One HERE and Part Two with the pigeon kicking HERE. Enjoy.

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Chemical warfare

Back when I was loading trucks I used to look for this shit in pallets. I’d snatch a can out and wait until lunch, then I’d go back to the dock about halfway through my break. I’d grab that can … Continue reading

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Living (and dying) large

Live lavishly, go out extravagantly. For many of the rich and powerful, funerals are becoming the final opportunity to flaunt immense wealth, competing with weddings and birthdays as a rite of passage worthy of a small fortune. They’re choosing to … Continue reading

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It seems like damned near every relationship I’ve been in, the woman felt like I could be improved on. I never could understand that shit – you got together because you like each other, but after you get together you … Continue reading

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Random Thoughts

Fucking rain….. Holy shit, I can’t believe the rain we’ve gotten this past week. We had less than an inch up until the 26th with the heaviest rainfall being a fifth of an inch up ’til then according to the … Continue reading

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